Fauci Guarantees No One Can Catch

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He could have practiced throwing at least a little to keep from embarrassing himself.....

His curve looks a little flat to me.

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I won't say I've got a cannon, but I can throw it over the plate at least.

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The older I get, the less physical activities I do. I'm sure I'd still get it over the plate but Fauci is probably 30 or 40 years older than me. At the rate things are going, I'm not sure I'd do any better by the time I'm that age.

Now, some of these younger people that can't get it over the plate, that's some sad stuff.

That was about as accurate as his COVID predictions.

He’s an 80 year old nerd, that’s prob the first time he’s ever held a baseball

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The old people and celebs don’t throw from 60 ft, they throw from in front of the mound. They aren’t asking guys to pitch a strike, just do a soft toss near the plate

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And in another 40 years, I'm not so sure I'd do any better. And the only throwing practice I get is throwing something in the trash.

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just do a soft toss near the plate

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I would likely practice so much I'd fire one across the plate and immediately throw out my shoulder

In the close up photo you can also see that his right shoe is untied. You are going in front a bunch of people and photographers, check your shite. Nerd.

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I won't say I've got a cannon, but I can throw it over the plate at least.

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Are you an old man who’s also a giant nerd?