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re: Fatty demands three airline seats, use of business class lavatory and his arse to be wiped
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:35 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:35 pm to arseinclarse
I started crying from laughing reading this article. 
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he allegedly began moaning in apparent pleasure as the chief attendant wiped his backside while wearing three pairs of latex gloves.
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wearing three pairs of latex gloves
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Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:49 pm to arseinclarse
IMO they could have had him arrested when the plane landed. He would enjoy prison and lifetime registration as a pervert.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:52 pm to arseinclarse
If OweO had son:
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:52 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Running electric current through pure fat probably doesnt do much.
Taze him in the neck... not enough fat there to block it.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:57 pm to arseinclarse
What's his username?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 1:58 pm to arseinclarse
Why don't they put him below deck with the rest of the heavy cargo?
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
Please don't let him be American. Please don't let him be American.
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The flight attendant said the large customer, who is thought to be American,
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:06 pm to arseinclarse
Should have opened the door and pushed his fat arse out.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:10 pm to Jim Rockford
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Please don't let him be American. Please don't let him be American.
Generally, someone with that sense of entitlement is an American.
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:01 pm to CAD703X
You would think they would need substantially more ankle support to carry that garbage attached to them!
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:04 pm to arseinclarse
Should have thrown that fricker off the plane
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:04 pm to arseinclarse
What kind of sadistic bastard posts a story like this?
I expect nothing less from this consummate gentleman.
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arseinclarse
I expect nothing less from this consummate gentleman.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:05 pm to arseinclarse
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the flight attendants' discomfort
Kinda like Richard Gere's pet gerbil I would arseume
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:07 pm to arseinclarse
Arse, you can be that dude one day. We believe in you.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:11 pm to arseinclarse
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Kuo said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: 'You can pull my pants back up now.'
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:32 pm to arseinclarse
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Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
Daily Mail? Now I not only believe it never happened, I doubt the existence of 'EVA Air', miss Kuo, and the air travel industry itself.
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:42 pm to arseinclarse
Ain’t a fricking chance i would ever wipe that guys rear end.
I would have looked at the chief attendant and the pilot and said, no an if that results in me being disciplined, then so be it.
I would have looked at the chief attendant and the pilot and said, no an if that results in me being disciplined, then so be it.
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