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re: Fathers Day gifts, What are you giving/hoping to receive?

Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:38 pm to
It's my first Father's day as a father, so I am sure my wife will do something, but I'm not expecting anything other than a card and her taking the baby in the am I so I can sleep in (till 730!!!!)
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:39 pm to
quote:


The fact that you thought about kids when I posted that says a lot more about you.

no it doesnt you dork.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

want a blow job in the morning and I want to drink bourbon and grill a nice steak later in the day.



Add the us open to this mix and you have my Father’s Day plans
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Getting some fishing tackle that my kids picked out so I assume it will be hooks the size of my hand.


I remember picking out those baits when I was a kid and my dad told me those baits were made to catch fishermen not fish. Always stuck with me.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:42 pm to
Not getting anything for my dad.

Got my husband some records he has been wanting and going to let him sleep in and not have to get up Sunday morning with the baby and dogs.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94693 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

CarRamrod

sex with the wife unit
long bike ride
beer, steak and laying out by the pool
rat-turd icemaker to go into our bar

(i actually only "officially" requested the last item..i want sonic ice at my home)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:43 pm to
Gonna write a long letter to my dad thanking him for all he sacrificed to keep us provided for.

I just want hugs and I love you daddy’s from my kids
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:43 pm to
Reverb Gift Card
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

rat-turd icemaker to go into our bar

big cubes or bust don't want my drinks watered down.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20779 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1757 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:16 pm to
Got dad and father-in-law the build-a-buddy deal from Bug-A-Salt. 15% off, no tax, free shipping. They both seemed to thoroughly enjoy busting fly and wasp arse using mine.


I'm getting what I already paid for and am currently waiting to get shipped: hydro-turf for my aluminum Ranger.
Posted by CohibaLady76
Member since Dec 2017
178 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:16 pm to
Okay this might seem like a weird and personal question so forgive me in advance but I'm really curious.....

It sure seems like alot of guys with wives are asking for BJ's as if it is for special occasions or rare. Are you talking about the normal pre-intercourse or mid-intercourse (even post intercourse I guess) oral sex type of BJ which I myself at least thought was pretty common/routine, or the porn style stand alone, woman on her knees 10 minute BJ with a "creative" finish which is one I'd think was more of the less often / special occasion type?

If its the first kind I mentioned I'm actually pretty shocked about that. I'd think even for women who have lost the sexual drive that oral sex is the quick and easy way out while still being enjoyable for both???? If it is the second then I get it, more of a submission and "his" pleasure thing plus aftermath to deal with. Just curious as to what you guys are talking about.



Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94693 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:18 pm to
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They both seemed to thoroughly enjoy busting fly and wasp arse using mine.


you sit on a throne of lies.

that thing can't take out anything larger than a fly. i've tried for years and all it does is piss off wasps, horseflies and hornets making them more aggressive.

eta for flies however, you cant beat it.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:22 pm to
You trying to be the new object of the board hardlegs or something?

You threw out the cdaniel batsignal there.
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1757 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

you sit on a throne of lies

Nope

quote:

piss off wasps

I winged one as it was trying get under my patio bar. Crippled it to the ground, shot it 4-5 more times before it could gain it's composure and come at me bro, then stepped on it.

quote:

horseflies

Can't speak for horseflies but moms sent a pic of my dad with his first deer fly trophy after I forgot the gun there one Sunday after supper.

quote:

CAD703X

You sir, have bad ammo and/or bad aim.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58629 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

rat-turd icemaker to go into our bar

which one are you getting i have one picked out but not getting one till i move.
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:13 pm to
Mailed my Dad some LSU gear.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:21 pm to
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Hopefully nothing. My wife will just take money out of our account and buy me something from my daughter. It'll be a gift that I get to pay for but not choose


That sir, is a perfect Dad response.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
4395 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

but I’ll settle for a good blowie


If you would have done this in the first place, you wouldn't have to worry about Father's Day
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Are you talking about the normal pre-intercourse or mid-intercourse (even post intercourse I guess) oral sex type of BJ which I myself at least thought was pretty common/routine


That doesn't count.

quote:

woman on her knees 10 minute BJ with a "creative" finish which is one I'd think was more of the less often / special occasion type?


Never heard of it.
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