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Fat, salty lover stabs man over a dispute on cooking Easter ham
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:14 pm
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According to the criminal complaint filed by state police at Rockview, a trooper responded Saturday to a report of a domestic assault along the 100 block of Spruce Road in Snow Shoe Township. A male was observed on arrival with blood coming from the right side of his head and nose area.
The man reported he and his girlfriend, Kareese R. Raven, 28, had gotten into a verbal argument over how to cook a ham, police said. He said as he was putting the ham into the oven, Raven reportedly grabbed an 11-inch steak knife from the top of the oven and began swinging at him.
He was able to avoid being seriously cut, police said, but did received a small cut on his chest. As he was attempting to exit the residence, Raven got a ceramic bowl from the sink and struck him with it on the right side of his head.
While swinging the bowl, police said, the man sustained a deep laceration to his finger as he attempted to protect his head. He was able to exit the residence as Raven reportedly threw a large ham and shoes at him.
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Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:15 pm to arseinclarse
Is she drinking a Four Loko?
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:16 pm to arseinclarse
Raven is a true OT ten.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:17 pm to arseinclarse
Well, this turned out better than the shooting death of a man by his brother a few Easters ago in BR over the last piece of lemon meringue pie.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:17 pm to arseinclarse
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Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:17 pm to arseinclarse
That King's wife?
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:19 pm to arseinclarse
Ham mercy
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:24 pm to arseinclarse
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arseinclarse
I wouldn't even plow her with your dick
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:32 pm to arseinclarse
That makeup sex is going to be epic.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 3:37 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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I wouldn't even plow her with your dick
Just to even it up a bit. I would frick her with your dick arseinclarse. I think mostly just to see what it would be like to frick someone with another man's dick. I mean, do you feel it? or do I feel it? How does this work logistically speaking?
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:05 pm to arseinclarse
Knife wielding lover goes HAM just as boyfriend inserts pork.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:11 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Knife wielding hog goes HAM just as boyfriend inserts pork.
Nice added touch I believe
ETA: She almost cut off some of his bacon
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:20 pm to arseinclarse
she is a large ham
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:33 pm to arseinclarse
You must read nothing but high class news sources
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:45 pm to arseinclarse
Is that a rare IPA, or an energy drink?
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:52 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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That's so Raven.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 4:54 pm to arseinclarse
Amy Schumer has become such an aggressive diva
Posted on 4/18/17 at 5:20 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Knife wielding lover goes HAM just as boyfriend inserts pork.
Posted on 4/18/17 at 5:58 pm to arseinclarse
maybe if you covered her face and turned the lights off....
Nah I still wouldn't.
Nah I still wouldn't.
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 5:59 pm
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