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Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:03 am
Posted by MSUDawg98
Bear the F Down
Member since Jan 2018
14175 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:03 am
My wife decided a trip to the Smokies (via VRBO) with her parents would be better than a week in Daytona Beach. Wasn't thrilled but OK'd it (this was pre-Corona.) My FIL has the solid reputation for clicking on porn sites that come with malware. Last night I spent a few minutes checking things out on my 15 yo's iPad account including taking a look at the passwords. So we're going down the road and the malware topic opens things up to in a joking way let him know that I know. So I asked my FIL if he liked that website and my kid starts turning red. He pulled the blanket up as I listed his login info. Then he denies visiting another site and of course I put his login on blast including his pw that contains his name. The whole van was laughing including my younger son.

Fun times stopped when we arrived at a dump. Not even two hours in my wife is looking at Daytona pictures and talking about how we could've been there. I just sat quietly and let her realize she should've listened to me. In reality we're stuck here until Thursday. We've never had anything worth considering the "Worst summer vacation"...until this year. Even the freaking pool table is jacked up with 2 missing balls + cue ball.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42948 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:04 am to
Make this shareable!
Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20660 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:05 am to
How much does it cost a night?
Posted by indytiger
Krotz Springs
Member since Oct 2004
10280 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:05 am to
Were there no reviews on the place on VRBO?
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:06 am to
Smokies > Daytona for me
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45576 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:07 am to
Poor kid.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:08 am to

Your FIL could've gotten laid at Spinnaker. Nice going, daughter.
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
14790 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:14 am to
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This post was edited on 10/18/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23317 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:56 am to
quote:

Smokies > Daytona for anyone




FIFY
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10867 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:58 am to
This reminds me of Ray Stevens’ song “The Camping Trip.”

The Camping Trip
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 9:37 am to
So you are a bad dad. Didn't give your son the talk about safe surf when he was ten.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 9:38 am
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
12990 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 10:46 am to
Smokies = trashy
Daytona = trashy
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
7262 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:01 am to
The Smoky Mountain National Park is a great place to hike. Stay out of the town and hiking and its a great place to visit. 80% or more of the people there never go into the mountains.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24521 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:05 am to
Not sure what the porn site thing has to do with a bad vacation but, ok...

And how do you look up someone else's password? I can't even find my own when I forget it and have to remember my father's mother's maiden name and first hamster's name just to be able to come up with a new password.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19320 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:15 am to
I have a friend has a nice place there if you want the number see if you can get out it’s very nice.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39275 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:16 am to
Let the old guy crank one out without being shamed for it
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Last night I spent a few minutes checking things out on my 15 yo's iPad account including taking a look at the passwords. So we're going down the road and the malware topic opens things up to in a joking way let him know that I know. So I asked my FIL if he liked that website and my kid starts turning red. He pulled the blanket up as I listed his login info.
What the hell? Awkward...

"Ha Ha, I know you jack off to porn! What genre do you like? " all in front of his daughter and grandchilden


Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:37 am to
We all can't afford to go backpacking in Europe with the family every summer. I would hardly call what can easily be a $4,000 vacation "trashy".
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178364 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:41 am to
What the hell does your kid turning red and his blanket have to do with your father in law's porn passwords?
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13108 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 11:44 am to
A trip to the Smokies beats the beach every fricking time.
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