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Failed Mother's Day presents (for wife)
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:31 am
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:31 am
Tried multiple times throughout last night to give her a present. Between the uh, no, move and stop, I finally picked up on she wasn't interested. However, just a few minutes ago, I did hear her mumble 'Rone, 'Rone. Maybe she thought her phone was ringing?
Here's to all the Mother's out there, Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy your day.
Here's to all the Mother's out there, Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy your day.
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Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:42 am to Will Cover
You sleep with your mom? That's weird
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:43 am to LSU6262
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You sleep with your mom? That's weird
Great first response.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:45 am to Will Cover
Sounds like Jody's ringing that phone when you gone.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:46 am to Will Cover
Thanks, Will Cover. 
Posted on 5/13/18 at 6:54 am to Will Cover
I just gave my wife her present, she loves her arse eaten while she’s asleep
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:05 am to Will Cover
I once bought my wife a diamond for mother’s day(per daughters request) and she said it was beautiful she asked if I minded if she traded in in on a set of golf clubs, lol. Happy mother’s day to all and yes her present this year is a round of golf.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:33 am to Will Cover
I’ll give the message to your mom when she comes back up for air
This post was edited on 5/13/18 at 7:34 am
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:34 am to 19557LSU
Having to play golf with your wife sounds awful.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:44 am to djangochained
Just a heads up but she much rathers the weiner in the morning.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 7:55 am to Jack Daniel
Macy’s cancelled my wife’s order yesterday for a purse she ordered.
I’m too hungover for some pussy.
I’m about to see if I can put my face between her thighs though.
I’m too hungover for some pussy.
I’m about to see if I can put my face between her thighs though.
This post was edited on 5/13/18 at 8:47 am
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:16 am to sjmabry
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Macy’s cancelled my wife order yesterday
You can order a wife from Macy's? Rad.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:39 am to upgrayedd
Nothing better to do today than play on words? You live a shallow life.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 8:58 am to sjmabry
I rolled over this morning and went for it, in mega deep man voice she said, "I feel like shite."
I just went and got the kids, she's still in bed
I just went and got the kids, she's still in bed
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:02 am to Will Cover
Damn this thread is sad as frick.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:05 am to djangochained
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I just gave my wife her present, she loves her arse eaten while she’s asleep
Hope you brushed your teeth before kissing her good morning. Or does she like to eat her own arse too?
Pics?
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:09 am to Will Cover
My wife gets nothing. She’s not my mom and besides, I got her a diamond necklace for Xmas. She insisted she loved it despite me repeatedly telling her it can be exchanged if she doesn’t. Yesterday she finally admitted she doesn’t like it. Well tough shite, we had 60 days to exchange it and you wanted to be retarded about it. Now you have an expensive necklace sitting there.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 9:12 am to biglego
She just prefers the pearl necklace I gave her. No shame in that.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 10:51 am to biglego
It appears you already knew she didn't like it from the get go. You should have took her with the necklace you knew she didn't like, return it and say, now pick the one you want.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 12:34 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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appears you already knew she didn't like it from the get go. You should have took her with the necklace you knew she didn't like, return it and say, now pick the one you want.
I didn’t know but I suspected. I repeatedly offered to take her to exchange it. I admit I should know by now that women are too dumb to act on their own and I should’ve physically dragged her to the jewelry store.
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