Extending the Right Hand of Fellowship

I remember when this used to mean something. A firm grip, direct unflinching eye contact through the hold. An unflinchingly sincere smile and nod.

Nowadays from the young and hip crowd you might get a cursory nod, with the same enthusiasm given when responding to a dentist asking if you are aware of the 50‰ copay on your root canal.

Eye contact is a foreign concept with these people, you say hello and it's like they lost their keys under the desk.

In the unlikely event you do get a reciprocal hand extended in your direction its likely to be with a Limp wrist and zero muscular flexion in the hands or forearms. What's the point?