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re: Expressions from the Old Days
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:05 pm to White Bear
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:05 pm to White Bear
“You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.”
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Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:06 pm to Mouth
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that boy got a tighter grip than a retard holding the class pet.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:11 pm to choupiquesushi
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this could lead to some bans
My mom said one about an antenna foil job at my dad's family camp in front of the born agains and their faces were hysterical.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:13 pm to SallysHuman
My uncle would always say he's hungry enough to eat a bum's arse through a park bench.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:19 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Hotter than a red fox in a pepper patch.
Useless as a dick-flavored lollipop.
And this classic:
NSFW
Useless as a dick-flavored lollipop.
And this classic:
NSFW
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:22 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Coon's age
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:33 pm to tgrmeat
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My grandmother used to say “I swanny.” I haven’t heard that in years.
I always took it as a stand-in for “I swear”.
Posted on 3/26/25 at 8:44 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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I always took it as a stand-in for “I swear”.
Yeah, but what IS swanny? Usually, standins are other known words, swanny is just... ? I dunno!
Posted on 3/26/25 at 9:22 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Posted on 3/26/25 at 9:31 pm to PsychTiger
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frick me running
We used to have a secretary that would say that and a guy in the warehouse would say "well take off then"
Posted on 3/26/25 at 9:33 pm to S
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More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
FIFY
Posted on 3/27/25 at 12:45 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
“I gotta go to the pot,” and ” shite or get off the pot.” Can have double meanings now…
“You’re out of your cotton pickin’ mind” was a family favorite.
“You’re out of your cotton pickin’ mind” was a family favorite.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 1:37 am to RanchoLaPuerto
I still talk shite like it's the mid 90s
Posted on 3/27/25 at 3:46 am to RanchoLaPuerto
It's hotter than a pussy in a pecker patch.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 3:53 am
Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:29 am to HillabeeBaw
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It's hotter than a pussy in a pecker patch.
It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
Hotter than 2 rats fricking in a wool sock...
Colder than a well diggers arse....
Couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a fist full of pardons
Drunker than a bicycle
High as a Georgia pine
Drunker than Cooter Brown
No bigger than a collard fart
That dog won't hunt
Madder than a wet hen
Stick with me and I'll have you farting through silk
Good lord willing and the creek don't rise
Cattywumpus
Busy as a cat on a hot tin roof
You'd argue with a stop sign
You'd gripe if they was to hang you with a new rope
Waswell (referring to a recent injury - I hit my finger with a hammer....it was well before I hit it, no its not......)
Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:37 am to Havoc
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“oh my stars and garters!”?
Yes
Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:48 am to RanchoLaPuerto
Big arse woman: looks like 2 Volkswagens trying to pass each other.
Hard rain: Raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Hard rain: Raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:54 am to RanchoLaPuerto
My papa always had some good ones:
Nervous as a cat covering up shite
Dead as door nail
That dog will hunt
Don’t hit nail with meat on it
When someone got good arse chewing-well he tore him a new one
Couldn’t hit broad side of a barn
hotter than a virgin coot on prom night
so full of shite their breath stinks
and the best of all!!!
if she had as many poking out of her as she had poked in her she would look like a porcupine!!!
Nervous as a cat covering up shite
Dead as door nail
That dog will hunt
Don’t hit nail with meat on it
When someone got good arse chewing-well he tore him a new one
Couldn’t hit broad side of a barn
hotter than a virgin coot on prom night
so full of shite their breath stinks
and the best of all!!!
if she had as many poking out of her as she had poked in her she would look like a porcupine!!!
This post was edited on 3/27/25 at 7:20 am
Posted on 3/27/25 at 6:55 am to RichJ
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“Everything’s chicken, but the gravy”…
One of my brother-in-laws would always say "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing" if he had a job to do.
Posted on 3/27/25 at 7:00 am to gumbo2176
I tell my wife all the time, "this dick isnt gonna suck itself"
You know it works like a charm
You know it works like a charm
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