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re: Excluding porta-potties, where is the grossest place you’ve dropped a deuce?

Posted on 10/19/23 at 3:25 am to
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Osaka
Member since Nov 2003
3277 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 3:25 am to
North endzone of Tiger Stadium on a sweltering September afternoon. Overflowing urinals, vomit all over the wall next to the sinks, and the walls were sweating. Just horrible.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18075 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 3:50 am to
Public toilet in China. No toilet to sit on, just a hole in the ground. On either side of the hole there was a partially buried 2x6 for you to stand/squat on. Pretending I was about to win Gold in the ski jump was helpful in keeping my mind off the situation.
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9360 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 4:37 am to
A BP near Mobile, AL. It’s was an emergency.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61690 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 4:41 am to
quote:

Public toilet in China. No toilet to sit on, just a hole in the ground. On either side of the hole there was a partially buried 2x6 for you to stand/squat on. Pretending I was about to win Gold in the ski jump was helpful in keeping my mind off the situation.




Crapped on one of those "holes in the ground" in Japan on my first of many visits there. I was in our company bathroom. My first time squatting over one of those things and the cleaning lady was sweeping around my feet while I squatted there.

After that, I made sure to watch my diet and hold it till I got back to my hotel room

Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5915 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:19 am to
they are called eastern toilets, rarely is there a grab rail to hold on to
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11351 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:26 am to
I’d take a dump in the President Adams office bathroom when I was at UGA. He had nice magazines.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20903 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:35 am to
In an old beat up house somewhere around the French Quarter during Mardi Gras after I got through eating Arby’s big beef and cheddar. And then I had to wipe my arse with some newspaper I found on the ground
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6045 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:46 am to
Auditorium Shores Park in Austin before the camping ban. Homeless everywhere. It was flooded and the shite in the toilet was already piled up passed the seat. 40 degrees outside also. Had no choice. It was about to fly out of my arse.

Still better than shitting in my truck.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:54 am to
Saturday, May 30th, 1998
Fat Harry’s

The worst part was not being able to smell my own crap apart from the gallons of ice and urine to my left.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18773 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:55 am to
Upper decker at some HS party
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
1855 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 5:58 am to
Similar to OP, it was a shitter in Thailand. Knew it was gonna be bad, as you didn't need directions to it.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3345 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:03 am to
Damn, all these stories make my experience at the Pancho's on Florida Blvd seem pristine.
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4166 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:10 am to
Some “outhouse” in the Sango de Cristo mountain 30 miles or so outside of Taos. There wasn’t a a toilet - just a big hole basically you hover over.
Posted by StrikeIndicator
inside the capital city loop.
Member since May 2019
443 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:14 am to
Second this, but it was my 6yr old son. Told him he needs to dooky in tureau hall before going into tiger stadium.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville, LA
Member since Sep 2022
4707 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:14 am to
The Gold Mine in New Orleans

Hanging onto the mine roller on my MRAP in Helmand Province

(Gold Mine was a worse experience)
Posted by Brendoni
Oklahoma City, Ok
Member since Apr 2009
21283 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:17 am to
Only stopped there to piss, but tiger truck stop just outside of Baton Rouge was pretty nasty.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61690 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:20 am to
quote:

rarely is there a grab rail to hold on to




There was not. Its hard concentrate on 2 things at the same time while someone sweeps around your feet
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4665 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:23 am to
Got the shits once during Mardi Gras and had to drop a deuce (more like rocketing yoohoo out of my arse) in some disgust French Quarter bar in the middle of Mardi Gras.
Posted by CalcuttaTigah
Member since Jul 2009
770 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:27 am to
In my pants while asleep in a Peru hostel bunk, the day after drinking bad water on a camping trip on Inca trail.
Posted by Yeahyouright00
Member since Jun 2014
35 posts
Posted on 10/19/23 at 6:28 am to
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