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Every wake up with bruises after a night of drinking?

Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:42 pm
Posted by LoveMy3thenLSU
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since May 2019
181 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:42 pm
I was blasted so I don’t remember how it happened but I woke up with bruises on the top of my feet and elbows. Could have been a drunken Muay Thai street fight. If that’s the case I definitely won.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:44 pm to
Yep. Apparently went frogging and flipped the boat. At least I was told. Also had dead gators in freezer. Weird night
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:45 pm to
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Every wake up with bruises after a night of drinking?


I call those booze bruises. Happens to the best of us
Posted by Specktricity
Lafayette
Member since May 2011
1234 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:45 pm to
Sounds like you're an alcoholic
Posted by dclt145
Member since Jan 2021
746 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:45 pm to
Anal bruising is pretty common after getting drunk at the gay bars.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65690 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:45 pm to
Aggie Board

We don’t care here what y’all do in the bath houses.

I’ll never get gay men (thanks be to God)
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53805 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:46 pm to
Once got wasted in college and attempted to jump from one flight down to the next flight in an outdoor apartment stairwell. I didn’t make it. Ribs and knees, purple,blue, black and red.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25639 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:46 pm to
Where were you drinking? I got some bashed-up knuckles.
Posted by LoveMy3thenLSU
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since May 2019
181 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:49 pm to
I was at home with the wife and kids. They fell asleep and party was on. Probably need to go check with neighbors.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:52 pm to
First sign of mutated CovAIDS. RIP in peace.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2076 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:53 pm to
Yes. Every time the neighbor walks over with a jar of his latest shine.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:59 pm to
No
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 4:59 pm to
DRI
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 5:04 pm to
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but I woke up with bruises on the top of my feet and elbows


More like knees and elbows. I bet your throat was sore too
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13252 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 5:10 pm to
Potentially have cancer.
Blood cancer.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19294 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Every wake up with bruises after a night of drinking?


Only on my knuckles
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86477 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

LoveMy3


quote:

Biography:My family


quote:

Interests:My family


Maybe do your family a favor and control yourself
Posted by LoveMy3thenLSU
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since May 2019
181 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 5:21 pm to
My family was asleep in their beds and I wasn’t driving around getting drunk. I think I did okay.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 6:24 pm to
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Also had dead gators in freezer. Weird night



Better than TulaneLSU and dead people in your basement
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5159 posts
Posted on 3/14/21 at 6:39 pm to
It’s called rape. How sore is your two hole?
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