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re: Ever witness an awkward date?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:38 pm to TheIndulger
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:38 pm to TheIndulger
When I was bartending back in college.
I saw one of the stranger thing happen.
A couple comes into the bar, they appear to having a good time order some drinks and sit down. They were a little touchy feely.
The another couple comes in and they are kind of acting the same way. Nothing really unusual.
Then the guys come up to the bar to order some drinks at the same time. then lady with guy#2 comes up and it is guy #1 wife. Guy#1 sees this and starts to go off and yell and shite. Right about that time his date walks up and his wife sees that and goes off.
So they busted each other cheating. I calmed everybody down and asked them to leave. The wife left with the husband and guy #2 took the other lady
Don't know what happened never saw any of them again.
I saw one of the stranger thing happen.
A couple comes into the bar, they appear to having a good time order some drinks and sit down. They were a little touchy feely.
The another couple comes in and they are kind of acting the same way. Nothing really unusual.
Then the guys come up to the bar to order some drinks at the same time. then lady with guy#2 comes up and it is guy #1 wife. Guy#1 sees this and starts to go off and yell and shite. Right about that time his date walks up and his wife sees that and goes off.
So they busted each other cheating. I calmed everybody down and asked them to leave. The wife left with the husband and guy #2 took the other lady
Don't know what happened never saw any of them again.
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:39 pm to Rox
quote:You clogged my toilet when you came over, so don't jump my case about a few curse words. The date was bad for me too because you looked like you were gonna put out. All I got out of the deal was a petrified terd the size of a babies leg and I had to mush it up with my guitar
Well, he takes me to this nice restaurant and just starts dropping the N Bomb, next to the F bomb, calling people ****s, making fun of everyone around us and all the such. And I'm not talking under his breath, I'm talking like loud as hell and you would have though he had Tourette's
Posted on 12/11/15 at 4:45 pm to Hammertime
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:02 pm to Hammertime
I remembered another one:
I took this English teacher at LSU out to Chimes one night. I kinda knew her before because we lived in Southgate together, and our dogs always played around, so I figured it would be good to start slamming that since she lived on the floor below me.
So we sit down, and ordered some drinks/appetizers. She then went to the bathroom (I thought to wash her hands). I noticed she was nervous, so we did a shot, but we were just drinking beer. After about 15 minutes, I noticed that she was slurring kinda and had a droopy face. Completely coherent though, so I figured she was a lightweight.
We hit it off and everything was going swell, so we decided to go to Fred's after. We did a couple of shots and had a few drinks, and she seemed way more drunk than normal.
We then walked back to Southgate, and she decided to stay in my room for the night. I was think, "Cool, I'm about to take this chick to pound town". I had to go downstairs to give a buddy his keys, and talked to him for like 10 minutes.
So I get back up to my room, and she is passed out butt naked in my bed. Whatever, I can get it another time. I went to go take a leak, and notice my bathroom floor has a huge puddle and her shorts are in the sink. They were soaking wet. I got down and smelled the ground and then her shorts, and deduced that she had just pissed her pants and then pissed all over my bathroom floor...five fricking feet away from the toilet. I cleaned up the floor piss, but left her pissy shorts in the sink untouched, and went to sleep.
I woke up the next morning before her and when she woke up, I just pretended everything was normal (but I knew she had to wear the shorts full of piss). She put on her shorts and tried to pretend they weren't soaking wet. Smoked a cig, and I was pushing hard to get her to go directly with me to breakfast in the piss pants. She didn't go, buy I ended up keeping here there, standing in the piss pants, for about 30 minutes before she went to her apt.
I talked to her the next day, and she confessed that she was so nervous she took anxiety meds and muscle relaxers when she went to the bathroom at Chimes and that's why she whizzed all over everything.
I took this English teacher at LSU out to Chimes one night. I kinda knew her before because we lived in Southgate together, and our dogs always played around, so I figured it would be good to start slamming that since she lived on the floor below me.
So we sit down, and ordered some drinks/appetizers. She then went to the bathroom (I thought to wash her hands). I noticed she was nervous, so we did a shot, but we were just drinking beer. After about 15 minutes, I noticed that she was slurring kinda and had a droopy face. Completely coherent though, so I figured she was a lightweight.
We hit it off and everything was going swell, so we decided to go to Fred's after. We did a couple of shots and had a few drinks, and she seemed way more drunk than normal.
We then walked back to Southgate, and she decided to stay in my room for the night. I was think, "Cool, I'm about to take this chick to pound town". I had to go downstairs to give a buddy his keys, and talked to him for like 10 minutes.
So I get back up to my room, and she is passed out butt naked in my bed. Whatever, I can get it another time. I went to go take a leak, and notice my bathroom floor has a huge puddle and her shorts are in the sink. They were soaking wet. I got down and smelled the ground and then her shorts, and deduced that she had just pissed her pants and then pissed all over my bathroom floor...five fricking feet away from the toilet. I cleaned up the floor piss, but left her pissy shorts in the sink untouched, and went to sleep.
I woke up the next morning before her and when she woke up, I just pretended everything was normal (but I knew she had to wear the shorts full of piss). She put on her shorts and tried to pretend they weren't soaking wet. Smoked a cig, and I was pushing hard to get her to go directly with me to breakfast in the piss pants. She didn't go, buy I ended up keeping here there, standing in the piss pants, for about 30 minutes before she went to her apt.
I talked to her the next day, and she confessed that she was so nervous she took anxiety meds and muscle relaxers when she went to the bathroom at Chimes and that's why she whizzed all over everything.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:47 pm to Hammertime
Did you pound her at a later date? Did you call her "piss pants" during your passion?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:53 pm to Hammertime
quote:
I got down and smelled the ground and then her shorts,
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:54 pm to Hammertime
Friend of mine went on a blind date with a girl. She ended up being a crazy religious person who lambasted him for watching tv and dancing and drinking. Bad thing is that it was a blind date price paid for by the Washington post, so they were given money for the date as long as they wrote a piece for the paper. Well my friend spent more than the magazine gave him and since he is a poor bastard had to have the girl pay the remaining balance. Well when the article came out, all the girl had to talk about was how she had to pay for everyone to see
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:37 pm to danilo
Nope, I would've given her a second chance because she was pretty cool, but I think she was too embarrassed to go out again
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:54 pm to Hammertime
quote:
Nope, I would've given her a second chance because she was pretty cool, but I think she was too embarrassed to go out again
You should have went to her apartment, pissed in your pants and told her its actually a cool thing to do.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:56 pm to TheIndulger
OUCH!!!!
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:15 pm to Hammertime
why didn't you put them in the washing machine when she was asleep? Scored points if they were clean for her when she finally woke up.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:34 pm to prplhze2000
1) I didn't want piss all in my washing machine
2) I was drunk and didn't feel like doing it
3) I'm an a-hole and thought it would be funny for her to wear them the next morning
2) I was drunk and didn't feel like doing it
3) I'm an a-hole and thought it would be funny for her to wear them the next morning
Posted on 12/11/15 at 8:42 pm to Hammertime
not an a-hole.
Just plain stupid.
Just plain stupid.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 6:55 am to luvdatigahs
quote:
She ended up being a crazy religious person who lambasted him for watching tv and dancing and drinking
Bad thing is that it was a blind date price paid for by the Washington post, so they were given money for the date as long as they wrote a piece for the paper. Well my friend spent more than the magazine gave him and since he is a poor bastard had to have the girl pay the remaining balance. Well when the article came out, all the girl had to talk about was how she had to pay for everyone to see
..doesn't really sound like she was in the wrong on that.
Did your friend use the date money to buy a new tv, some turn tables and a keg?
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 6:58 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:07 am to TheIndulger
Overheard a couple at a bar and she says "so you're recently divorced?" And the guy responds "yes, for the fourth time."
Got really awkward and didn't last much longer.
Got really awkward and didn't last much longer.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:20 am to its1999
quote:
At some point he brings up a story from his college days about his fraternity brothers getting girls too drunk to consent & then screwing them. My husband was also Greek & couldn't believe this jackass was proud of this.
You know your husband definitely was proud of that and did it in the past right?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 7:22 am to CoachKlein
A friend was meeting his SO's parents at their house. He goes to get up from the table and moves his chair back. Well it comes down on the family cat and breaks its neck.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 8:02 am to nes2010
That is awesome
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:01 am to GeauxTigers1996
quote:
saw her on campus a few times after that. Every time I saw her, she told me to give her a call so we could have a second date.
You definitely missed out on some fantastic sex
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:02 am to Breesus
I had been dating a chick for a few weeks and she was already starting to get really clingy. One night after we did the sex I told her she couldn't sleep over because I had to get up early for work. She gets all mopy and upset and takes forever gathering all her crap and at one point is talking on the phone in the other room for about an hour. By the time she leaves she's basically tearing up so it was already awkward. A few minutes after she left she calls and asks for directions and she's crying now so I'm like "okay, what's wrong?" She tells me one of her friends from HS died and that's what she was on the phone at my place finding out. Tells me her friend got into an argument with her ex and he shot her. Now I can't be an arse so I tell her come back and let her stay.... A few days later I start googling looking for a news article on it. Can't find anything. I think that's weird there's no story on a white college girl getting murdered by her ex. Look up the girl on Facebook and she had posted that day. Whole thing was made up so she could sleep at my apartment that night. Never told her I found out because the sex was good.
About a year later a guy she knew in HS actually did get shot and killed in the same town the girl she lied about went to college again. When she first told me naturally I didn't believe her and though "oh shite, here we go again. Calling her out this time." So I kind of acted like an arse at first. Then she sent me a news article.... Awkward...
Same girl had a restraining order against her ex and would occasionally call me and say she thought he was following her in traffic and use that as an excuse to come to where I was or keep me on the phone until she got where she was going.
About a year later a guy she knew in HS actually did get shot and killed in the same town the girl she lied about went to college again. When she first told me naturally I didn't believe her and though "oh shite, here we go again. Calling her out this time." So I kind of acted like an arse at first. Then she sent me a news article.... Awkward...
Same girl had a restraining order against her ex and would occasionally call me and say she thought he was following her in traffic and use that as an excuse to come to where I was or keep me on the phone until she got where she was going.
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