re: Ever hooked up with a married/taken chick and....

Don't run until the hubby comes back.

Never bring the married chick to your house

Never tell her where you work

Wear protection bc you'll never know if you're the only one

Somebody is obviously gonna keep her from feeling lonely. It might as well be you

just move on man.

Only once, and it was back in high school.

I'm at a big party. Me and a guy are leaning up against his truck shooting the breeze. His girlfriend comes walking up and gets in between us. When she does it, she puts her titty into my hand, and just stares at me. I'm shocked and had a hard time playing it cool, but I didn't move my hand.

Pretty much everytime I see them together, when he goes to leave, she tries everything she can to stay. He gets upset, and obviously doesn't trust her.

After a few times, she gets him to leave her at a mutual friend place. She goes home with me. We bang a couple times, and go to sleep.

6 am, there's a banging on the window. The guy was outside, and wanted to see his girlfriend. Apparently he woke our friend up at 5ish, and he told her she went to my place. He bitched at her, called us out, and almost cried. I felt kinda bad for him.

He ended up using the it to get his girl to have a three way. He never confronted me. And he pretty much quit coming towards my side of town. They eventually broke up, and it was kind of a win for everyone.

Always had a knack with married or involved women? I didn't really seek them out. They came to me.

Longest involved a military wife. We just started out as a group of co-workers and beer buddies. She hit on me one night and I felt like dogshit. She came over to "talk about it". All downhill from there. It was fun, it was crazy.

Had to put her in check when she wanted us to all go out when he was in town, "you two would really get along!"

I told her she was delusional if she thought I wanted to become friends with the guy. That was my line in the sand. Dusk til Dawn line "I'm a bastard, but I'm not a fricking bastard."

He was eventually stationed elsewhere and they went away. I FB "friended" her to be edgy.

A buddy of mines wife used to always flirt with me when I went over to drink beer. Even slept on their couch once (stayed many night not wanting to drive home) and woke up with her snuggled up to me and rubbing my chest. I played Possum until she fell asleep. That guy is still my friend, and he is "likes to fight guy". He would have stomped a mudhole in my arse.

They of course divorce and she and I met out one night. She wanted to "introduce me to someone" as I was single and she had a new guy. Story was horseshite. Her friends hung out for 20-30 minutes and met dudes, she was on my side the whole night. I bring her home and we of course do the deed. Bitch was crazy! big time scratcher, screamer, and biter.

My friend and I talked later. I pretty much fessed up. They were divorced he just said he didn't care, but didn't want to know anymore. they divorced due to many infidelities including another friend of his that was much closer to him than I was at the time.

ummmmm pics??????

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I never did anything with a girl if I knew her SO, that's just against the rules.

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Yup. Out of sight out of mind and not my business, but fricking a friend's old lady is just wrong.


Man's got to have a code.

No comment baby.

Threatened to shoot me, shot at me. Missed

No. I really, really wanted to but I kept thinking karma would be a bitch when I pulled the trigger and got married, so I said no.