re: Ever hooked up with a married/taken chick and....

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A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun won't.

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I've never heard that saying, I'm gonna have to steal that one from you.

Not me but a friend of mine did. She was married to this body builder dude. He was chilling at another friend of mine's house and all of a sudden the front door explodes in "hulk smash" type fashion! He got the living shite beat out of him. He paid to have my buddy's door and frame repaired...he was actually a pretty good guy. My friend knew she was married so he got what was coming to him.

They got divorced and several months later her and I were fooling around. I came home from work with a message on my answering machine from her ex basically saying he was going to end me if I continued seeing her. Broke up with her with the quickness!

Yes. One Christmas break a girl I had gone to high school with walked into the local bar. We were friends so we all had beers and stuff. End of the night comes and we hook up and bang in my truck. The next day I call and ask her what she was doing that day. She informs me that she had been dating my best friend for a month. Note this guy is like a a brother to me. He never told me about her as we went to different colleges and she was a whore. Well he came into town three days later and called me and said we need to talk. At this time we both still worked out and were in shape. He's a big guy and so am I but I didn't really want to throw fists. He comes to my house and I brought a six pack of beer out and we sit on his tailgate. I apologized and told him I never knew until the next day. He said he was pissed at first but knew she was a whore. He forgave me on the spot. About 10 seconds of silence went past and right at the same time we both asked each other "Did you ask her who was bigger?" We kinda laughed and never found out that answer. We drank more Beer and my dad cooked burgers. We drank all of my dad's beer and I threw up the next day at church.

Moral of the story:


Bitches be cheatin

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REGENT

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Great story.

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You knew the guy whose girlfriend you were fricking? Guy code bro, guy code.

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Not very well, not really friends at all. We just had a mutual friend. I still felt bad either way. Plus, I was like 16 and didn't turn down women very often back then.

It was one of those things that led me to develop my current moral compass. Everyone has teenage regrets.

This dude once called me up to tell me to stay away from his girlfriend. It took me a few minutes to figure out he was trying to reach someone else with my name. I decided to mess with him by making up some crap about what I was doing with his girlfriend, but fessed up when I had almost put him over the edge.

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She found religion.

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So did one of mine. Stayed with the guy. They are both VERY churchy, and appear happy.