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Epstein's alleged suicide note

Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:38 am
Posted by T1gerNate
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:38 am
Submitted without comment for your consideration


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:40 am to
was Epstein a doctor?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
70798 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:41 am to
terrible handwriting
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14891 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:41 am to
Damn I thought my handwriting was bad


Shite looks like hieroglyphics
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 8:42 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59467 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:41 am to
That looks like trumps handwriting
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

was Epstein a doctor?


A pedoatrician
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93312 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:44 am to
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A pedoatrician



Posted by mdboss
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:44 am to
More like Hillary’s
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32881 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:46 am to
He may have written that, but I don’t think it constitutes a suicide note. Yall will argue with me. It’s a note about suicide but I don’t consider it his suicide note.
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3342 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:48 am to
quote:

It’s a note about suicide but I don’t consider it his suicide note.

Your consideration is appreciated.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4517 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:49 am to
I'll take a stab at it.

They investigated me for a
month - found NOTHING!!!

So 15 year old charges reinstated

It is a treat to be able to choose ones
time to say good bye.

Whatcha want me to do - ______ cryin'!!

No fun - not worth it!!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
23486 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:50 am to
I can't read hardly any of it.. submitted it to Chatgpt..

Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2980 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Whatcha want me to do - ______ cryin'!!


It looks like " Bust out cryin' "
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2454 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 9:02 am to
quote:

That looks like trumps handwriting

I don’t know what his handwriting looks like, but it sounds like one of his tweets lol
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3872 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 9:10 am to
I got this.

I'm a pharmacist.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32881 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 9:10 am to
Thank you!
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2439 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:43 pm to
Gemini says it's this:
quote:

They investigated me for
months - Found NOTHING!!!

So 15 year old charges resurrected.

It is a treat to be able to choose ones

time to say goodbye.

Watcha want me to do - Pass out again!!

NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3411 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:52 pm to
Not that I believe this is a real note. But I think it actually says 10 year old charges, albeit with a 0 that looks weirdly like a 5. Especially since Epstein’s charges had been 10 years earlier (he had originally been charged in 2008 and this was in 2018), not 15 years earlier.
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 12:53 pm
Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19184 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:56 pm to
Fake
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