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re: Elon welcomes his 14th child

Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
38232 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:09 pm to
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Every women he’s knocked up has been loony. He has a type it seems like
He can relate.
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32667 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:09 pm to
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What number do you think he's trying to get to?



Treefiddy.
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32667 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:11 pm to
She has nice eyes. I take it she's a Jewess of sorts?
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51148 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:13 pm to
Dude is going for Antonio Cromartie numbers.
Posted by nugget
Abrego Garcia Fan
Member since Dec 2009
15679 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:14 pm to
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MAGA will applaud this while ignoring their hypocrisy.


And you wouldn’t open the thread if it wasn’t for his politics. Your above the fray, pretentious attitude is pretty pathetic for your age and intelligence.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
59043 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:21 pm to
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You sound like the type who shoves puberty blockers down his sons throat and sniffs his dirty underwear when you jerk off.

the south african autist's kid is an actual tranny you fricking retard


Exactly
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
38232 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:27 pm to
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well when Elon ain't making Rockets, EV carts or running DOGE you can find Elon in bedroom making baby's
Or whipping up the next batch of snake oil.
Posted by LCLa
Member since Apr 2017
4416 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:34 pm to
Well, he is of African descent…
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58929 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:37 pm to
Pretty sad those kids have a genius for a father and he won’t be around to teach any of them shite
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9708 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:39 pm to
Dude is just keeping the African American stereotype going.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:42 pm to
Melt
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104457 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:46 pm to
tOT is the canary in the coal mine of American culture. If it turns on you, you've launched from the ski ramp and are in midair over a tank of Great Whites.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20484 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:47 pm to
He hasn't publicly acknowledged paternity of #13.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13718 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:48 pm to
Maybe DOGE should look at his sex life
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20484 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 3:48 pm to
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When does he have time?


All but his first child (sadly, deceased) were either by surrogate or IVF.

He probably did nothing but fill up a sperm bank.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15862 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:13 pm to
I mean is any woman going to tell him to pull out when she knows she will be set for life maybe on one encounter?
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18870 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:27 pm to
Why is everyone freaking out acting like Elon is a normal dude expected to have a few kids with a woman he’s married to? He’s the richest man in history and wants to send rockets to Mars (and will likely do it).
If he could grow his kids in a lab he would do it lol
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12031 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:33 pm to
What a weirdo.
Posted by Baers Foot
Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns
Member since Dec 2011
3877 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:36 pm to
He's gonna use them as organ banks when one of his starts to fail.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6118 posts
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:51 pm to
Does anyone think he can name all of them?
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