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Elon Musk challenges 'liar' who accused him of sexual misconduct to describe private parts

Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:13 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:13 am
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Elon Musk challenged the woman who accused him of sexual misconduct to describe details of his intimate body parts that are "not known by the public" in a bid to disprove her claims.

"But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me ‘exposed’ – describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, …) that isn’t known by the public. She won’t be able to do so, because it never happened," Musk tweeted Friday in response to a Twitter user asking what the accusations were.


This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:15 am to
Elon has a dick piercing doesn't he?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43773 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:20 am to
Excellent use of that gif.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42369 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:23 am to
So Elon has a weird dick

Liberals won
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:28 am to
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So Elon has a weird dick


Maybe his dick is the most African part of his body.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15752 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:30 am to
Balbricker : tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18093 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:31 am to
He probably has something like “rocket man” or “dr watts” tattoos on his schlong.
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1640 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:31 am to
Do not want to see proof.
Posted by hey benji
new orleans
Member since Sep 2013
457 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:35 am to
That actually seems like a full proof way of protecting yourself.

Just get something totally random as a tattoo that if seen, would never be forgotten.

Can describe it, didn't happen.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:37 am to
It’s electric
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18330 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:38 am to
That defense is used fairly often in court when allegations like these come up.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:38 am to
SpaceX brand on his shaft
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59280 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:38 am to
Well played Elon

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Elon has a 8.5 inch crank. The most his accuser is going is 6.75 inches. The jury says she missed it by 2“ INNOCENT
Posted by temporary
Lexington, KY
Member since Feb 2013
238 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:41 am to
plot twist he has a vagina. then a rogue black hole comes and swallows us monkey pox and all, the end. cause why not.
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 11:41 am
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21838 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:49 am to
Amber Heard is about to make bank.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134660 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:52 am to
“It shoots lasers”
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24216 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 11:55 am to
The only problem with this defense is this only works one time. Billionaire like Elon needs multiple mags of ammo for this crap.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134660 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

The only problem with this defense is this only works one time. Billionaire like Elon needs multiple mags of ammo for this crap.



Well, also, there are plenty of women who have seen his dick, and they can feed the info to false accusers
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74290 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:12 pm to
I still can't believe he married that bum that tried to float down the Mississippi River on a home made raft. Lol
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92340 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:16 pm to
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Well, also, there are plenty of women who have seen his dick, and they can feed the info to false accusers




attorney for the ho: Dr. you have heard the victim testify that Mr. Musk's penis can be described as having a head, a shaft, and is attached to a scrotum, in your expert opinion, is that an accurate description of a penis?"
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