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re: Elon Musk challenges 'liar' who accused him of sexual misconduct to describe private parts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:30 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:30 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
if the glove dont fit, you must acquit
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Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:31 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
He needs Chappelle to defend him.
Prosecutor : What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Elon’s penis to investigators?
Dave Chappelle : Sir, I have never seen Elons alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with a spaceship tattooed on it.
Prosecutor : That's correct.
Dave Chappelle : Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son.
Prosecutor : What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Elon’s penis to investigators?
Dave Chappelle : Sir, I have never seen Elons alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with a spaceship tattooed on it.
Prosecutor : That's correct.
Dave Chappelle : Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son.
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:32 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Elon has a 8.5 inch crank. The most his accuser is going is 6.75 inches. The jury says she missed it by 2“ INNOCENT
Sometimes a person should elect not to hit that Submit button.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:35 pm to Jester
Didn't he already pay the accuser like $200k with a non-disclosure? So, if she described his junk, she would therefore owe him $200k. Nice try, Elan.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:52 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Micropenis
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:56 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
The Boring Company on his dick 
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/22/22 at 12:59 pm to Jester
quote:
Didn't he already pay the accuser like $200k with a non-disclosure?
Has this actually been verified, or just stated? Seems like he would remain quiet if it were a fact. His lack of silence seems to indicate it's horseshiat.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:00 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
It's out of this world
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:09 pm to hey benji
quote:
That actually seems like a full proof way of protecting yourself.
What in the frick...
Posted on 5/22/22 at 1:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Hypospadias
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 5/22/22 at 2:19 pm to hey benji
quote:
That actually seems like a full proof way of protecting yourself.
Only if the accuser says you were naked.
Posted on 5/22/22 at 2:34 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
It’s shaped like a rocket
Posted on 5/22/22 at 4:45 pm to Vamos Brandonos
Grows warts on his penus! Drives them crazy !
Posted on 5/22/22 at 4:47 pm to Out da box
quote:
Grows warts on his penus! Drives them crazy !
Ribbed for her pleasure
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