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re: Elon is now worth $684 billion

Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34130 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:32 pm to
The government spends Elon’s net worth and more every year and can’t solve any of those problems, so why do these idiots think Elon can solve them?
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1519 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:37 pm to
At 1 million dollars a day, it would take everyday for 1872 years to spend his money. Im SURE its all been legit honest income
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
9459 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:38 pm to
There's a few sims where you try to spend all of Elon's net worth. Kinda fun to put that all into perspective.

Here's one
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9812 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:38 pm to
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Cheering for billionaires when you don’t even net $1m/yr is literal cuck shite


This is childish.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34130 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Cheering for billionaires when you don’t even net $1m/yr is literal cuck shite


It’s not a zero sum game.

Nothing Elon has ever done has prevented you from being a millionaire, billionaire or even trillionaire.

Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
4481 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:44 pm to
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Zuckerburg is pretty much buying a Hawaiian island. All the super rich have the most exotic cars, homes, boats, etc..... I just don't even remember seeing or hearing about any super extravagant concerning Elon.


It’s pretty well documented he effectively lives in a camper at work or crashes in a friends garage for the most part.

But he’s also in the process of building a compound for his immediate family, which will probably be the size of a small city.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
23852 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:01 pm to
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No, he has a giant vault full of cash that he dives into and swims around in every day.


That’s impossible. It is not a liquid. It’s a great many pieces of solids matter.
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 10:02 pm
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14329 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:29 pm to
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But he’s also in the process of building a compound for his immediate family, which will probably be the size of a small city.
If I were him, that shite would look like a flat-bottomed crappie boat approaching a carrier battle group! Then again, I would also probably own an island too. But that just me. Grew up watching reruns of Gilligan.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11919 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:31 pm to
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$684 billion


That's more than my dad made his whole life.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69740 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 5:41 am to
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but do you know why you love it?



Maybe because he is doing something. Not just selling us a bunch of china goods on a website. What SpaceX is doing is different and it was a bold move to do what he has done with that company. All of his ventures are different and bold moves.

Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14937 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:37 am to
I wonder how much liquid he has.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7461 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 6:43 am to
Yes they own nothing so it is hard to understand asset value, holdings ect. vs liquidity
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34130 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:56 am to
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I dont understand how anyone thinks this is a good thing, besides Elon of course.


Why is it a bad thing? Serious question
Posted by BigGreenTiger
Member since Mar 2022
620 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 7:56 am to
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I hope he's the first trillionaire just for the melts.


He will absolutely be a trillionaire, even if he just sat back and let the stock slowly climb without any major changes, he would hit it before he dies.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34130 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:00 am to
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I just don't even remember seeing or hearing about any super extravagant concerning Elon


Relative to his wealth, he owns almost no personal belongings.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58515 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:06 am to
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It’s not a zero sum game.

The only reason it isn’t a zero sum game is because the government keeps printing money and giving it to guys like Elon and the palantir ghoul which makes the playing field even more unlevel due to inflation


I mean don’t get me wrong I’d rather them give money to Elon than people on food stamps

Maybe they should privatize the government and let us pay for the services we use. I’ll pay for the roads I drive on but no Elon israel or food stamps
Posted by ActusHumanus
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2025
712 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:10 am to
Roughly the GDP of Sweden...
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
2374 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:12 am to
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He will absolutely be a trillionaire, even if he just sat back and let the stock slowly climb without any major changes, he would hit it before he dies.

If Elon even hinted at serious liquidation, his companies would spiral and take his income with it.

He can have anything he wants except cash.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31823 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:15 am to
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If you can watch 10 seconds of that dude begging for attention or laughs or acceptance and feel anything but cringe and pity, then more power to you bub



i'd personally rather my tech overlords to be autistic dweebs than Bezos/Zuckerberg that get jacked on testosterone and try and convince us that they're normal.

Elon is funny on twitter. In real life, he's cringe.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
500 posts
Posted on 12/17/25 at 8:16 am to
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liberals actually think his net worth is cash sitting in an offshore account?


Sit and think on that for awhile.

Some do, others are just parroting what the media says, although the media does know he doesn't just have cash sitting around
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