Elitism: A Double Edged Sword

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Doesn't apply to you? Didn't you decide to become an educator?

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most people dislike

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Ok, so I know this sounds strange but , hear me out .

I realized that pita bread is actuall a relly good metaphor fornwhat we should aspire to be .. We are all born into this world as mostly blank. Some of us are shapedndifferently or maybe with different seasonings or spices. But mostly we are a plant bread.

Howeverb,you can discover that if you really get someone to open up their mind a little, you can put all kinds ofndelicoous knowledge inside themm I mean like how you can put food inside the pita bread.

Yoh start like an empty pita bread and then you become filled throughout your lif e with more knowldefge and food. Some of it is good, some of it is just the bland stuff tjere for texture as a base for the good stufd. Not all of it is great and maybe some ongredifnts and spices are actually horroble if you ate too much, but the amount you put there is jusg right for you .

And eventually one day you might mrrtbsome otjer pjta breads who are tasty to you too and them become friends or maybe even lovers. Nit everyojr will like the same taste in pita breads but you just gotta find someone who likes your taste and you like theirs too.

And oje day you might die but like at least you fed someone and you cot to see all kinds of strange ingredients come and go in youe life and maybe even made a lil pita bread of yohr own

So if you wajt to be a real person just make like the pita bread

(And also i like garlic pbread and garlic pita bread( ))

Sometomes evem the small thonfsnin life are actually really meaningful if you think about it really , and so just saying you should appreciate thinga and slo downw a bitnsometimes and you,, never know. Maybe even some lil simple thing like pita bread will teach you somethinf about life. .

Thanks

I have a belly button

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I do that for their safety more than their education

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that's not entirely untrue in Baton Rouge.

I don't know why, but I always assumed that pita bread would be difficult to make. The pocket seemed intimidating, and I assumed I'd have to spend forever kneading or use special equipment. I finally decided to give it a try with Michael Solomonov's recipe from his new cookbook, Zahav. It was actually pretty easy! Definitely, definitely worth the effort.

Here's the recipe, from LINK (more photos there as well)

INGREDIENTS

2½ teaspoons active dry yeast
2 teaspoons sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups bread flour
1½ teaspoons kosher salt
2 tablespoons olive oil

DIRECTIONS

Mix together ½ cup water, the yeast, and sugar in a small bowl and let stand until foamy, about 5 minutes.

Combine the all-purpose flour, bread flour, and salt in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the dough hook or a large mixing bowl. Mix using the stand mixer or a wooden spoon until blended. Add the yeast mixture, another ½ cup of water, and the oil and mix until the dough forms a ball that pulls clear of the sides and bottom of the bowl. If after a few minutes the mixture doesn't form a ball, add a tablespoon of water at a time until it does.
The moment the dough starts to pull clear of the bottom of the bowl, add ½ cup water and continue mixing until incorporated. The dough should feel tacky when slapped with a clean hand, but it should not stick. If it sticks, add more flour, a tablespoon at a time.
Cover the dough with plastic wrap and let rise at room temperature until doubled in size, about an hour. Alternatively, let it rise in the refrigerator overnight.

Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F, with a rack in the upper third. Place a baking stone or an inverted baking sheet in the oven to preheat as well.

Roll the dough into 8 balls the size of baseballs. Cover with a cloth and let rise until they are about the size of softballs.

Roll each dough ball to about ¼" thickness with a floured rolling pin on a floured work surface. Place one or two at a time on the baking stone or baking sheet and bake until puffed and cooked through, about 3 minutes. Serve immediately, or let cool.

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I don't speak Swedish.

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Tell the truth: is my post more, less, or as intelligible as a volod post?

The title of your post describes a point that the content of your post fails to deliver. The content is actually a sales pitch for an unpopular political viewpoint, delivered on the wrong board.

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what he's on about, either.