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re: Edited for better accuracy. No longer Chad. How to not be a Derrick: A Guide for Life

Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11085 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:53 am to
How specific. Sounds like you have a particular person in mind.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:54 am to
trying to qualify yourself in the 'pecker's alter competition'...?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11221 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Jody + Chad = Derrick


Omg. Nailed it.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14846 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Chad doesn’t want to be a Chad. Debt is piling up, he’s pretty sure the baby in the oven belongs to Daquon, who lives 3 spaces over in Lot 3, and the Saudi’s are flooding the market with cheap oil. Chad is suffering from anxiety. He cries while listening to Drake via his Rockford Fosgate 15’s, and wonders to himself “If I had only got that GED....”




Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30053 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Jody + Chad = Derrick


You’re right. I should’ve used Derrick. I know several Chad’s that would fit the profile outlined in the OP, but I also know a bunch of Derricks.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:57 am to


A poor man's Pecker.
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
845 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:57 am to
You are very wrong....these are Chad's...

Left to right:

Chad, Brad, Brad, Chad, Chad and Chad



I know....because I am Chad.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:58 am to
I liked it. Upvote.

Clearly there is some trailer trash in this thread. And they’re outing themselves
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:58 am to
5, 6, 3, 4, 2, 1
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55581 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:59 am to
What's a brad
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15092 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Jody + Chad = Derrick


Tyga Woods = Chad

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11221 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

What's a brad


Chad’s brother
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
845 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:00 am to
Chad's best friend. They are interchangeable.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5153 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:01 am to
I’m pretty sure I saw a couple of these guys down in Grand Isle last week.

Well done, sorry

Better than pecker...he comes across as trying to hard.
Posted by agdoctor
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
3142 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:03 am to
I wear Huk shirts and I’m certainly not Chad.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136798 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:03 am to
quote:

5, 6, 3, 4, 2, 1
at the same time
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:05 am to
This board is full of guys who are already Derrick. Too late.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79025 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Chad who?


Chad Chaddington
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13479 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:09 am to
Most of the Chad's I know come from upper middle class to upper class families.

Maybe you need to start hanging around a different crowd.

I've run across some guys like you described typically at gas stations buying Monster energy drinks, wearing swim trunks that are long enough to be considered capris, and fueling up their "ride." They have names like Logan, Dakota, Hunter or at least that is what is on their airbrushed front license plates they got from Pecanland Mall in Monroe.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52944 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:09 am to
If you change “aspiring rapper” to “aspiring country singer” that’s me
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