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Dutch Singles Encouraged to Find Dedicated Lockdown Sex Partners
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:41 pm
the only thing that surprises me about this is that either NOLA or Vegas didn't think of it 1st...
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bonus - Dutch soccer wiminz react to the suggestion:
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Coronavirus lockdowns have meant a long, potentially indefinite dry spell for many singles around the world. Two months in, the sexlessness has become so dire that Dutch officials are actually encouraging singles to select a quarantine sex buddy with whom to ride it out.
From the people who brought you “skin hunger” comes its antidote: a quarantine frick buddy. Updated guidance from the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) suggests single people strike up a friends-with-benefits arrangement for the duration of the lockdown, the BBC reported.
As in any successful friends-with-benefits relationship, clear communication and boundaries are key, with the RIVM suggesting quarantine sex partners discuss a plan to limit the chance of spreading the virus. “For example, meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or ‘sex buddy’), provided you are free of illness,” said the new RIVM guidelines. “Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”
bonus - Dutch soccer wiminz react to the suggestion:
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:42 pm to dcbl
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From the people who brought you “skin hunger”
Hold up
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:45 pm to dcbl
I've always admired the Dutch.
This just throws my admiration into full-on man crush mode.
This just throws my admiration into full-on man crush mode.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:47 pm to dcbl
I would prefer them to get at least three clean testing Dutch hotties and assign them to one clean guy.
I may head over, if they do that.
I may head over, if they do that.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:47 pm to dcbl
I'm surprised this Covid 19 deal wasn't China's attempt to get their latest and greatest sex doll biz going gang busters.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:48 pm to dcbl
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encouraging singles to select a quarantine sex buddy
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with whom to ride it out.

Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:52 pm to dcbl
I’m sexless and single I need a nice Dutch girl to ride it out with
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:08 pm to dcbl
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“skin hunger”
time to go mobile?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:13 pm to dcbl
How ugly can your population be if your government has to push sex on singles who have all the time in the world to do nothing except have sex?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:15 pm to DeafJam73
Having been to the Netherlands, there be plenty of hot blondes there. A lot. Fit. Hot. Blondes.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:47 pm to dcbl
Been locked down with my wife, no sex. 
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:49 pm to NPComb
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Dutch Oven:
the act of farting under the bed covers while in bed with another person, then pull those covers over their head so they're forced to smell it.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Oven.
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