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Dutch Singles Encouraged to Find Dedicated Lockdown Sex Partners

Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:41 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32397 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:41 pm
the only thing that surprises me about this is that either NOLA or Vegas didn't think of it 1st...

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Coronavirus lockdowns have meant a long, potentially indefinite dry spell for many singles around the world. Two months in, the sexlessness has become so dire that Dutch officials are actually encouraging singles to select a quarantine sex buddy with whom to ride it out.

From the people who brought you “skin hunger” comes its antidote: a quarantine frick buddy. Updated guidance from the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) suggests single people strike up a friends-with-benefits arrangement for the duration of the lockdown, the BBC reported.

As in any successful friends-with-benefits relationship, clear communication and boundaries are key, with the RIVM suggesting quarantine sex partners discuss a plan to limit the chance of spreading the virus. “For example, meet with the same person to have physical or sexual contact (for example, a cuddle buddy or ‘sex buddy’), provided you are free of illness,” said the new RIVM guidelines. “Make good arrangements with this person about how many other people you both see. The more people you see, the greater the chance of (spreading) the coronavirus.”



bonus - Dutch soccer wiminz react to the suggestion:




Posted by Plague on Wheels
Member since May 2020
168 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:42 pm to
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From the people who brought you “skin hunger”

Hold up
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14225 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:42 pm to
Dutch Treat
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:43 pm to
Where do I submit my request?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14940 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:45 pm to
I've always admired the Dutch.

This just throws my admiration into full-on man crush mode.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:47 pm to
I would prefer them to get at least three clean testing Dutch hotties and assign them to one clean guy.

I may head over, if they do that.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4477 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:47 pm to
I'm surprised this Covid 19 deal wasn't China's attempt to get their latest and greatest sex doll biz going gang busters.

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15622 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:48 pm to
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encouraging singles to select a quarantine sex buddy


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with whom to ride it out.


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50965 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:48 pm to
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ride it out.


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139233 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31598 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 3:52 pm to
I’m sexless and single I need a nice Dutch girl to ride it out with
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76787 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:08 pm to
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“skin hunger”


time to go mobile?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83627 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:11 pm to
We call them 'frick buddies'.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:13 pm to
How ugly can your population be if your government has to push sex on singles who have all the time in the world to do nothing except have sex?
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:15 pm to
Having been to the Netherlands, there be plenty of hot blondes there. A lot. Fit. Hot. Blondes.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28740 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:46 pm to
Costs split 50/50 to boot
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102383 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:47 pm to
Been locked down with my wife, no sex.
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2511 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:49 pm to
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Dutch Oven:


the act of farting under the bed covers while in bed with another person, then pull those covers over their head so they're forced to smell it.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Oven.


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