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Dumbest thing your employer does?

Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:30 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36278 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:30 am
Mine does a lot of dumb things, but I have to say the dumbest is having approximately 2000 people go out two exits in the case of a fire emergency.

I literally have a door that's about 20 yards from me I could go out, but instead they want us to go more into the building and walk about 200 yards to one of the two main entrances so we can all be accounted for in the parking lot.

This requires going through multiple doors (some badge locked that people don't have access to), a cubicle maze, and converging with a mass hoard of others going out the same door. All while passing multiple other exits.


It would be like the station fire, just need some Great White playing.
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 9:32 am
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:35 am to
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This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 1:12 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
151015 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:39 am to
In my old office building we had to walk down to the basement to go outside for fire drills. I always said if there was a real fire I'm taking the fastest exit, which is getting out on the first floor and going out one of the umpteen exit doors.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:39 am to
Hiring and promoting people based on their race and gender.

Spoiler alert: White males need not apply.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6474 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:40 am to
Allow slackers to work from home
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10943 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:40 am to
Marketing tells sales what to do instead of sales telling marketing what they need in order to sell the products. It’s completely backwards.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101935 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:40 am to
If there is an actual emergency, use the closest exit.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1232 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:41 am to
Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Pointless.

Other than that I love my employer
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11850 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:41 am to
Yep
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20922 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:42 am to
Post on the OT.

Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36278 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:43 am to
quote:

If there is an actual emergency, use the closest exit


Oh, I will.

But our fire alarm goes off regularly by accident and we get a lecture if we don't follow the fiery death march plan.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21888 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:43 am to
Set the fire after everyone goes home for weekend. Don't forget stapler.
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2279 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:43 am to
Making bad hires …like me
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101935 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:45 am to
quote:

But our fire alarm goes off regularly by accident and we get a lecture if we don't follow the fiery death march plan.


How do you know it's a drill and not the real thing?

You might want to invite the Fire Marshal over and "accidentally" pull a fire alarm.

ETA: Having a rally point is great, but everyone should use the fastest route out of the building and then proceed to the rally point.
This post was edited on 6/9/22 at 9:47 am
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:46 am to
Not let hot women walk around naked.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36801 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:46 am to
old job

make fully commissioned sales reps clock in and out
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10751 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Pointless.


I had the same problem with my last company, so when I broke off and started my own, I instituted stand up meetings. No chairs, no conference table, no donuts, kept it brief.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:47 am to
Charges me interest
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36278 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:48 am to
quote:

How do you know it's a drill and not the real thing?

You might want to invite the Fire Marshal over and "accidentally" pull a fire alarm.


Exactly, we don't ever know if it's a false alarm or not.


I've thought about sending the fire Marshall a little letter about it.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4654 posts
Posted on 6/9/22 at 9:48 am to
Here’s my advice…… in case of emergency, use the door 20 feet from you
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