Dumbest thing I heard today.

I've heard dumber things than that in the quad

Barber > stylist

Years ago I was in a wreck, this black girl hit me when she failed to yield, sent me into a telephone pole. We were both taken to the ER. My boss had come by and when he was in the waiting room the girl's uncle was in there and he told my boss "I hope she is okay! She is 12 months pregnant"

When I found out I was getting stationed in Panama I had a friend say they thought the country of Panama was an island.

Yep, they built the Panama Canal on an island.

When I found out I was getting stationed in Bangkok a friend of mine told me to try and just blend in.

Yep, a 5’11 225lbs pale white guy will blend in a country full of 5’5 tan people.

Flying into DFW one day from Oklahoma City. As we are descending into DFW, guy beside me in the window seat, looks out and sees a body of water. " wow that must be the gulf of mexico".

I was curious about this as well lol

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Who gets a haircut at 1138 at night?

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Listened (still listening) to the hearing on DHS = every democrat upped the ante on dumbshit.