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Dude punked out at the Sonic by my dog - white trash stories
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:07 pm
So, I was in the lane to get on the interstate. Some dumbfrick in a trailblazer with mossy oak stickers waited till the last second to get over and aggressively cut right in front of me squeezing in between me and a Tahoe. There was no vehicles behind me.
His old arse trailblazer had a hard time getting up to speed as his trailblazer let out black smoke. I passed him aggressively and got over in front of him. I don't think he liked it as he started riding my arse. Little did he know I had my mossy oak shirt on. I obliged his tailgating with a mandatory brake check. He sure as shite didn't like that. He followed and kept right behind me for about 12 miles until I got off, in which he decided to get off to. I turned and he followed. So I got the picture and pulled into Sonic and jumped into a stall.
He stopped behind me mouthing so I again obliged him by getting out of my truck with my 115lb Rottweiler.
He then decided he didn't want any and and drove off.
I caught back up with him a mile down the road and he wouldn't even look over so I could give him the bird.
My white trash > his white trash
His old arse trailblazer had a hard time getting up to speed as his trailblazer let out black smoke. I passed him aggressively and got over in front of him. I don't think he liked it as he started riding my arse. Little did he know I had my mossy oak shirt on. I obliged his tailgating with a mandatory brake check. He sure as shite didn't like that. He followed and kept right behind me for about 12 miles until I got off, in which he decided to get off to. I turned and he followed. So I got the picture and pulled into Sonic and jumped into a stall.
He stopped behind me mouthing so I again obliged him by getting out of my truck with my 115lb Rottweiler.
He then decided he didn't want any and and drove off.
I caught back up with him a mile down the road and he wouldn't even look over so I could give him the bird.
My white trash > his white trash
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:10 pm to King
You are a great American
and why the rest of the world thinks we are idiots
and why the rest of the world thinks we are idiots
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:11 pm to OWLFAN86
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You are a great American
MAGA
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:14 pm to King
I'll say it again. We need an Acts of Trash board. Forget the rest.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:18 pm to King
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white trash stories
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by King
Didn't even read yet, but I already upvoted
Anyone that downvoted is a pussy and don't realize they dealing with an OT WT legend
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:18 pm to King
Quick and easy read. I upvoted
This story would have been 800 sentences if oweo told it and none of it would be true
This story would have been 800 sentences if oweo told it and none of it would be true
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:20 pm to King
Upvote!
I agree with pulling over.
I agree with pulling over.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:21 pm to King
So the dog scared him off and not you? Cool story brotato chip.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:23 pm to King
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My white trash > his white trash
At least you recognized this
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:24 pm to SuperSaint
Hell, the dog I had wouldn't have even helped me. It is a 2 year old female that is docile as hell. She would have laid down and watched me get my arse beat.
Next weekend I am taking one of the mean ones with me.
Next weekend I am taking one of the mean ones with me.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:26 pm to Hogwarts
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So the dog scared him off and not you? Cool story brotato chip.
Hell, I am old, fat, and getting grey. I got about 2 good minutes in me. frick yes it was my dog.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:27 pm to King
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Little did he know I had my mossy oak shirt on.
Lol. Little did he know.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:28 pm to King
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She would have laid down and watched me get my arse beat.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:30 pm to King
Haha don't mess with tweakers.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:38 pm to Hogwarts
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Haha don't mess with tweakers.
I am an ex tweaker now. 16 years off that shite.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:39 pm to AbitaFan08
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First down vote.
What a fig you are
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:43 pm to King
An overlooked thing in the story: Sonic.
Man that place keeps getting better and better. You could eat it 30 times and get 30 different awesome meals.
Man that place keeps getting better and better. You could eat it 30 times and get 30 different awesome meals.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:43 pm to Pecker
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What a fig you are
King has a self defecating sense of humor
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