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re: Dude punked out at the Sonic by my dog - white trash stories

Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:17 pm to
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Ive got close to 400lbs of dog at my house
so does chris
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:19 pm to
What doesn't his monkey do for him?
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:20 pm to
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No Pit, bro?


Nah. I like the black and tan coat and look of a rottie. A stocky blue pit is really pretty though. My neighbor has 4.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197996 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:20 pm to
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What doesn't his monkey do for him?

pull the trigger
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66988 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:22 pm to
My neighbor at my old house had a rottweiler that was more mild mannered than my chihuahua.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:23 pm to
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What doesn't his monkey do for him?


You should get a monkey... to think for you..
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:26 pm to
I have 1 that is chill as hell. The one that was with me today.

Ive got two that are ok with other people but you have to be slow with them.

Ive got 1 that dont give a damn. She does not like other people. I think she has small dog syndrome. She is only 85lbs
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:37 pm to
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getting out of my truck with my 115lb Rottweiler.


What a pussy

Had to bring that retarded dog out to scare people away. Such a bad arse.

I bet both of you rode the short yellow buses.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:49 pm to
From the little I know about you from this site, if you're on the opposite side of an opinion as me, I must be doing something right.

So thanks baw.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:53 pm to
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Had to bring that retarded dog out to scare people away. Such a bad arse. 



It punked his arse out. I'm old, fat, and not in the best of shape. Hence the dog. Never claimed to be a bad arse.

I will pull over and fight, dog or not, if ya want though. I can take an arse beating and ill get me some licks in.


quote:


I bet both of you rode the short yellow buses.


I rode in my friends truck to school as I rolled a blunt.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:15 pm to
I hope this story is true...if so that is some funny and trashy shite
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:19 pm to
This is how you Sonic.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:19 pm to
Its true. 100%. I dont have to make up shite for my trashiness. It just fricking happens.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:20 pm to
It was all the TD threads about Sonic that made me pull in there. No lie.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26324 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:22 pm to
I thought the OT was already the official trashiness board?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:22 pm to
You are one of the few I believe
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 9:45 pm to
I really had on an orange/camo mossy oak shirt. Its orange with a camo flag that says these colors don't run.

He even had a white mossy oak sticker in his back windshield. It was a late 90's white trailblazer.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 10:12 pm to
So you let your dog do the knuckle checking for you? Hmmm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26311 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 10:52 pm to
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I am an ex tweaker now. 16 years off that shite.

How long were you on it?
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18693 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 10:54 pm to
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So you let your dog do the knuckle checking for you? Hmmm


frick yeah I do. I didn't get rottweilers to have fricking lassie.
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