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re: Dubai underwater villas -- this is how you ball

Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:52 am to
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:52 am to
It is the perfect place to stash an Italian model who was purchased with $300k in bitcoin off of the dark web IMHO.

Question though does it include a Bonus Room where there is a contraption that the purchaser can dump her body out to sea after they are done with her? I didn't see that in the marketing materials.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66904 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:52 am to


cell phone service underwater?
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:52 am to
I really hate modern architecture. It only looks good in low light. If you're ever searching homes online the "modern" ones always have pics of the house at night. Never in the day because they all look like shite in full light
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:53 am to
meh, I'll probably get one for my sidepiece
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15491 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:53 am to
Hmmm, after seeing this, maybe the 'slims are doing it the right way over there and we're wrong in America.

Nah, never mind, their women are still forced to wear black cotton in the desert.
This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 10:55 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:53 am to
where's the closest gas station to buy cigarettes though?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:53 am to
Neat.

Where does the sewage go?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112853 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Sunbathing in the background? Is that a fat, balding, middle eastern oil tycoon? Every other person drawn in there is an attractive young hardbody and then there's that guy.







ETA:

Nvm I figured it out, it's a woman laying down with a sun hat on but damn did I think it was a huge gut and a balding head
Pretty good catch!

I can see how it would look like a big belly at first glance.

That's pretty funny.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40815 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:56 am to
I had no idea the coral reefs were so exquisite in Dubai.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20014 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:57 am to


More like



If you're lucky.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4195 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:58 am to
They make the sea life in Dubai look like the Great Barrier Reef.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Glass shower enclosure next to a hot tub surrounded by leather sofas with a glass enclosed bed in the background all fully viable on an open party deck?

If that doesn't scream oil tycoon orgy frick palace I don't know what does.

Plus it's in the middle of the desert......just how fricking hot do think this shite will be??
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18064 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:58 am to
I'm strangely aroused

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104029 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Where does the sewage go?


Probably a septic tank that has to get pumped out every now and then by boat for a large cost.


Or it just goes on the instagram whores.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93260 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:01 am to
quote:

it just goes on the instagram whores.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115329 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

The Ice hotels are cooler than this.


I would certainly hope so.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26700 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:04 am to
quote:

It is the perfect place to stash an Italian model who was purchased with $300k in bitcoin off of the dark web IMHO.



Actually it's probably one of the worst places to hide your kidnapped sex slave what with it being virtually see through and all.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33961 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:09 am to
They are incredibly creative in finding ways to spend their billions.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44808 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:12 am to
I wonder if these baws can get insurance on those things?

Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17198 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:14 am to
Can you drink and have parties with two chicks showering together in Dubai? I always assumed that might get you some time in the clink over there.
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