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re: Drunk texting/social media
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to Robin Masters
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to Robin Masters
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I’ve said it many times before but, unless you are a celebrity making endorsement cash, social media is a net loser for the vast majority of people. Nothing good comes from it and it’s likely been the cause of the destruction of millions of friendships, livelihoods and marriages.
Wisdom post of that day
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to 3morereps
quote:
There were comments from this girls dad and family members wanting to kick his arse. Ultimately everything was deleted.
Insert: "Don't care, had sex gif.!"
or this:

This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 11:55 am
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to BoogaBear
Seriously think about it though....
The average woman has fricked 30 men
> 30 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 30 men = 99,000 inches of dick
> 99,000 / 12 = 8250 feet of dick
> 8250 / 5280 = roughly 1.5 miles of dick
Get in your car and drive 1.5 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick the average woman has taken.
The average woman has fricked 30 men
> 30 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 30 men = 99,000 inches of dick
> 99,000 / 12 = 8250 feet of dick
> 8250 / 5280 = roughly 1.5 miles of dick
Get in your car and drive 1.5 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick the average woman has taken.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:51 am to Boring
quote:
~100 thrusts per session
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:55 am to Lawyered
TDS replaced by TPS resulting in STD’s
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:00 pm to 3morereps
Ive said and done some idiotic shite when I’m drunk
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:01 pm to 3morereps
Half of all twitter posts seem to be posted by people who are smashed.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:05 pm to BertusTiger
Umm where the pics of said chick??
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:07 pm to 3morereps
Dude needs to slide in them DMs
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:09 pm to 3morereps
quote:
There were comments from this girls dad and family members wanting to kick his arse. Ultimately everything was deleted.
Lmao. They've been pulling the wool over their eyes for years. As usual, their little angel is probably a little whore.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:09 pm to 3morereps
Back in my day we drunk dialed girls from pay phones
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:10 pm to 3morereps
Kick his arse? She was a willing participant. Hell, she might have even initiated it. Kick her arse, or better yet, kick their own asses. Dad raised her.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:21 pm to cable
Why is Dad on Instagram unless he’s trolling for hoes himself?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:30 pm to 3morereps
Made an arse of myself a few times combining xanax and ambien.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:35 pm to 3morereps
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Guy must have been shite housed to publicly comment that crap.
Pretty funny, I don’t consider it crap. I laughed.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:38 pm to Boring
quote:
The average woman has fricked 30 men
Dude you need to find better women
quote:
11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out)
Imagining someone having sex by putting it all the way in and then pulling it all the way out, 100 times, made me laugh pretty hard
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:47 pm to SEClint
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:50 pm to 3morereps
She should have responded, "You called that penetration?" or "Thanks for the wonderful 6 seconds."
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:55 pm to 3morereps
That’s awesome.
F her dad.
What he gets for stalking.
F her dad.
What he gets for stalking.
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