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Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I’ve said it many times before but, unless you are a celebrity making endorsement cash, social media is a net loser for the vast majority of people. Nothing good comes from it and it’s likely been the cause of the destruction of millions of friendships, livelihoods and marriages.


Wisdom post of that day
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33149 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to
quote:

There were comments from this girls dad and family members wanting to kick his arse. Ultimately everything was deleted.


Insert: "Don't care, had sex gif.!"

or this:
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:50 am to
Seriously think about it though....

The average woman has fricked 30 men

> 30 men
> 5.5" average penis
> ~100 thrusts per session
> average of 3 sessions per guy
> 3 sessions x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) x 100 thrusts = 3300 inches of dick per guy
> 3300 inches x 30 men = 99,000 inches of dick
> 99,000 / 12 = 8250 feet of dick
> 8250 / 5280 = roughly 1.5 miles of dick

Get in your car and drive 1.5 miles, imagine dicks laid end to end the entire stretch. That's how much dick the average woman has taken.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37017 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:51 am to
quote:

~100 thrusts per session


Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13389 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:55 am to
TDS replaced by TPS resulting in STD’s
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:00 pm to
Ive said and done some idiotic shite when I’m drunk
Posted by BertusTiger
The Bayou City
Member since Oct 2014
396 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:01 pm to
Half of all twitter posts seem to be posted by people who are smashed.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8123 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:05 pm to
Umm where the pics of said chick??
Posted by JalapenoDave
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2015
96 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:07 pm to
Dude needs to slide in them DMs
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63975 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

There were comments from this girls dad and family members wanting to kick his arse. Ultimately everything was deleted.



Lmao. They've been pulling the wool over their eyes for years. As usual, their little angel is probably a little whore.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:09 pm to
Back in my day we drunk dialed girls from pay phones
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:10 pm to
Kick his arse? She was a willing participant. Hell, she might have even initiated it. Kick her arse, or better yet, kick their own asses. Dad raised her.
Posted by lsumailman61
Gulf Shores
Member since Oct 2006
7939 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:21 pm to
Why is Dad on Instagram unless he’s trolling for hoes himself?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:30 pm to
Made an arse of myself a few times combining xanax and ambien.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45286 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Guy must have been shite housed to publicly comment that crap.


Pretty funny, I don’t consider it crap. I laughed.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29552 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

The average woman has fricked 30 men

Dude you need to find better women
quote:

11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out)

Imagining someone having sex by putting it all the way in and then pulling it all the way out, 100 times, made me laugh pretty hard
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

ambien


makes the best stories.

AMBIEN WALRUS
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30876 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:50 pm to
She should have responded, "You called that penetration?" or "Thanks for the wonderful 6 seconds."
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 12:51 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 12:55 pm to
That’s awesome.


F her dad.
What he gets for stalking.
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