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re: Drinking after vasectomy
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to Triple Bogey
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to Triple Bogey
The folks I know did, but sit on your arse The next 3 days. Don't rush it.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:23 pm to Indefatigable
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Pretty obvious that he does not want to be told No. He wants validation. That is why people bring their shite to the OT
This right here.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:26 pm to Triple Bogey
Stuff a bag of frozen peas down there and pop a top or 2.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:31 pm to mcpotiger
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Stuff a bag of frozen peas down there and pop a top or 2.
I’m choosing to listen to this advice and ignoring the rest of you.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:32 pm to GetCocky11
quote:But some of us like to party
Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:33 pm to Triple Bogey
Of course you can. Stop being a pussy. I’d wash down a lortab with a couple of martinis. Opioids and alcohol make for a nice, pain free evening.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:37 pm to Triple Bogey
I’ve cut my finger worse, drink.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:38 pm to Triple Bogey
Put on the beer goggles and go to town.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:39 pm to Triple Bogey
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no narcotics were prescribed



Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:39 pm to GetCocky11
quote:you didn't think about that did you?
Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:43 pm to Triple Bogey
shite like this is why the numbers of white people are in sharp decline.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:45 pm to Slippy
I had a few whiskeys the night of mine.
You will probably want to a have a drink because it was still pretty uncomfortable even with OTC pain meds
You will probably want to a have a drink because it was still pretty uncomfortable even with OTC pain meds
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:46 pm to Triple Bogey
Since when did alcohol ever kill a man? Drink away dude
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:46 pm to Triple Bogey
Dr’s orders are really more like suggestions
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:48 pm to Triple Bogey
I'm telling you this from personal experience. When the doctor says "take it easy" for the next few days when it comes to physical activity, do that exactly. Unless you want to end up with purple balls the size of a grapefruit in a few days. Alcohol is completely fine if you can trust that you're not gonna get smashed and run around doing physical shite that will compromise your healing.
The getting loaded part isn't the issue.
The getting loaded part isn't the issue.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm to jamiegla1
They didn't break your dik. You can still piss normally
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:49 pm to GetCocky11
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Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
Who said anything about needing them? If the doc is going to prescribe them to me, by god I’m going to take them and wash them down with a cold beer.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:52 pm to The Spleen
Exactly. If a doctor prescribes hydrocodone to me, I'm taking the medicine whether I think I need it or not. 

Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:58 pm to Triple Bogey
Was looking at “operating microscope” stocks. What brand did your urologist use to do the procedure?
Posted on 4/1/22 at 2:58 pm to Triple Bogey
You’re an idiot. Everyone knows that you get snipped on either the first week of Tourney or the Masters. You did it right in the middle. SMDH
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