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re: Drinking after vasectomy
Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:02 pm to Train is comin
Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:02 pm to Train is comin
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The folks I know did, but sit on your arse The next 3 days. Don't rush it.
I was having sexuals 36 hours later. How else you gonna tell if parts are still functioning?
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Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:19 pm to Triple Bogey
My doc told me to go buy a nice bottle of whiskey and start drinking it as soon as I got home and keep a buzz going all through the weekend.
He said to do that, ice my sack, and not move Friday-Sunday.
Said painkillers could make you constipated and a constipated recently operated on nut sack in not a fun shite.
He said to do that, ice my sack, and not move Friday-Sunday.
Said painkillers could make you constipated and a constipated recently operated on nut sack in not a fun shite.
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:39 pm to Triple Bogey
A cold beer is better than cold peas
Posted on 4/1/22 at 4:13 pm to TBoy
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What else is there to do? You can't have sex until the sutures heal. Drink.
bullshite
I had sex on day 2
Posted on 4/1/22 at 4:20 pm to Triple Bogey
Get loaded and rub one out
Posted on 4/1/22 at 4:22 pm to Joshjrn
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Call your damned doctor. The shite people bring to the OT
I would imagine his doctor told him what he could and couldn't do after the procedure...
must be an attention thing...
Posted on 4/1/22 at 4:25 pm to Triple Bogey
Wait to celebrate with your gf in a couple days. Me getting clipped was happiest day for my x wife. Knew she wouldn't have to split the cash with one of my much younger playmates.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 5:52 pm to GetCocky11
quote:Amen. Couple packs of frozen peas and you’re good.
Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
Now if you don’t use those…..yeah you’ll need the painkillers
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:02 pm to Triple Bogey
I mean what’s the worst that could happen?
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:06 pm to Triple Bogey
my doctor suggested getting drunk on bourbon like he did when he got snipped and to stay away from the pain killers unless i was a bitch
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:07 pm to GetCocky11
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Real men don't need narcotics for a vasectomy
This.
All you really need are a few martinis.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:18 pm to LewDawg
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But some of us like to party
This made me laugh.
But I'm currently drinking with vas deferens fully intact.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:20 pm to Gray Tiger
Real men don’t get their shite snipped.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:22 pm to Triple Bogey
quote:
Drinking after vasectomy
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:46 pm to Triple Bogey
What podunk town do you live in where they give narcotics after a vasectomy? And what is the exact address of the doctor’s office? A weekend of peace, quiet, and narcotics sounds pretty good right now.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:28 pm to Triple Bogey
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Just got snipped and I worked up a whopping thirst laying on that table. You think it’s cool if I drink a few beers tonight?
Can’t get any worse for you.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:54 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Said painkillers could make you constipated and a constipated recently operated on nut sack in not a fun shite.
I need a baw/doctor like that.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 8:27 pm to Triple Bogey
Compression shorts. Tv remote. Sports. The Masters. No kids. No nagging wife. Cooler. Ice. Beer under scrotum. Rotate. Beer in hand. Repeat.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 10:24 pm to Triple Bogey
I would have recovered quicker if I had drank instead of going squirrel hunting. My sack wouldn't have blown up if I da been drinkin.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 10:39 pm to Triple Bogey
Alcohol, go ahead. Stay away from advil.
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