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re: Dream financial scenarios.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
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As settlement VISA gives me a credit card with a $10,000 monthly limit but I never have to pay the bill.
Mine? I wake up and walk to the kitchen where my wife has already made coffee. We have breakfast as a family. I walk out to my shop, I walk past a few high end resto mod american classics. Maybe past a high performance jap, german, and italian car as well. And honestly just the toys I have now. I walk into my wood shop. I make whatever I want for a few hours. I walk into my gym, work out for an hour or so. Have a cold plunge. A sauna. Another cold plunge. I walk inside for my family and I to have a light lunch. Toddler, wife, and I take a nice nap together in our alaskan king bed. The bedroom has german shutters on the exterior windows. Wake up, I have a cup of coffee on the swing while my wife reads to my son. We hop in one of the classic single cab trucks and run into town for groceries. We invite a few friends and family over. I cook for everyone and we sit on a screen porch as the night gets later. The men have a few whiskeys and cigars while the women sit just within earshot talking about everything and anything. We joke about their cackling... but wouldn't have it any other way.
I don't need a vacation home on each coast and the mountains. Airbnb exists.
Money is not a concern for me or my family.
How much would it take? Honest answer? About 500k in liquidity and 9 million in investment accounts based off current investment returns. A paltry sum for some.
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Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
I gave my butler his dream financial scenario
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
To come into enough money that my children and grandchildren would always be well taken care of.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:43 pm to OysterPoBoy
I pass by Gayle Benson at a saints game and give her a subtle gaze. We lock eyes for a brief moment, and I give her a playful wink. I walk up and hand her my card.
She eventually calls after some reservation since I’m much younger, But she allows me to come over for a few drinks. She gets a little tipsy and I offer to walk her to bed. I then take her for a visit to pound town and proceed to blow her back out.
She falls madly in love that night and the constant visits to pound town take a toll on her fragile body. Eventually within 6 months her heart gives out and she succumbs. But before this she puts me in the will to be majority owner of both the Saints and pelicans. I fire both the inept Micky Loomis and Joe Dumars on day one and lead both organizations to the promise land as owner/gm.
Hated by both leagues over my immense success, I slowly morph into a modern day Al Davis and begin to slick my hair back, wear white track suits, and pimp glasses where I live out my days as the biggest pain in the arse to Roger Goodell and die a happy man with constant young poon by my side.
She eventually calls after some reservation since I’m much younger, But she allows me to come over for a few drinks. She gets a little tipsy and I offer to walk her to bed. I then take her for a visit to pound town and proceed to blow her back out.
She falls madly in love that night and the constant visits to pound town take a toll on her fragile body. Eventually within 6 months her heart gives out and she succumbs. But before this she puts me in the will to be majority owner of both the Saints and pelicans. I fire both the inept Micky Loomis and Joe Dumars on day one and lead both organizations to the promise land as owner/gm.
Hated by both leagues over my immense success, I slowly morph into a modern day Al Davis and begin to slick my hair back, wear white track suits, and pimp glasses where I live out my days as the biggest pain in the arse to Roger Goodell and die a happy man with constant young poon by my side.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 10:45 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:06 pm to X123F45
That's some beautiful shite.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:07 pm to OysterPoBoy
Both of my ventures keep me as busy as I can possibly handle amd i'm able to invest almost all of that income, plus gambling winnings and I never have to worry about money again and my daughters start off their adult lives with advantages I could only dream of.
This post was edited on 8/25/25 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:16 pm to LSUSkip
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my daughters start off their adult lives with advantages I could only dream of.
Like what? It could ruin them.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:19 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Winning the powerball seems way easier and like a lot more money
Yeah, but after Winning, you really on have the option to die Broke and friendless.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:22 pm to LemmyLives
Having college paid for. Down payment on a house. Things like that, a hand up not a hand out.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
I remember you from Office Space OP.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:29 pm to LemmyLives
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my daughters start off their adult lives with advantages I could only dream of.
Like what? It could ruin them.
A reliable Toyota would not be a disadvantage. Modern men ruin daughters through largesse. Where's the closest Sonic?
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:29 pm to LSUSkip
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plus gambling winnings
This is something I’ve never got into. I’ve burned a grand or two here or there and won a grand or two. Had a buddy win 63,000 one night at Lauburge and he gave me three grand that night and I may have gambled $100 since.
We went to Waffle House on Siegen lane with 60k in my wife’s purse that night around 3 or 4 am
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:32 pm to Rize
All the bitching on this board about tattoos being trashy, but gambling is probably a much better indicator.
I hope you were wasted, because people pay armored car companies to move money like that. And women like to misplace shite.
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60k in my wife’s purse that night around 3 or 4 am
I hope you were wasted, because people pay armored car companies to move money like that. And women like to misplace shite.
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:37 pm to LemmyLives
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I hope you were wasted, because people pay armored car companies to move money like that. And women like to misplace shite.
fricking hammered
That’s a couple pics with some or most of the money. I felt like I had won the lottery because he gave me 3k so I can see how this could be addictive.
This post was edited on 8/25/25 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 8/25/25 at 11:40 pm to Rize
Hell yeah! 
Posted on 8/26/25 at 12:08 am to LemmyLives
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hope you were wasted, because people pay armored car companies to move money like that.
I eant you to know I took this picture just so ben franklin could look at you with incredulity and disappointment.
Posted on 8/26/25 at 4:34 am to OysterPoBoy
Every now and then I buy a powerball ticket. $2 is worth being able to daydream about what id do with the money.
Posted on 8/26/25 at 5:47 am to OysterPoBoy
Stay in my career for another 10-15 years, then open up some sort of bar or other shop in the mountains
Posted on 8/26/25 at 6:36 am to OysterPoBoy
Magic money tree in the backyard.
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