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re: Downloaded bumble recently

Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:39 am to
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20650 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:39 am to
Yeah I’ve been in a relationship over a year and one of her friends texted me last week asking why I was bumble
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:40 am to
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Yeah I’ve been in a relationship over a year and one of her friends texted me last week asking why I was bumble

Hey, atleast her friend texted you. Some folks would go straight to the SO with that kind of information.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:47 am to
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She probably got that tip right off the cosmo message board or whatever the hell women go to online to figure out how to use it lol. Amateur hour man.


she's a teacher but at least she puts out on the regular
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:47 am to
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dude has a photo with a vehicle.




that would be a good tip to add. it doesn't matter how nice your truck is, don't put a picture of it on your dating profile.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40523 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:49 am to
At least most of the women with kids will give you a subtle hint with a picture so that they don’t waste their time when you show up and ditch when you find out.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:49 am to
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I can't even imagine what I would have done if it was as easy as bumble/tinder make it now.





once i got to the point of meeting in person i think i fricked every girl that i wanted to frick. it seems like a lot of the girls on there just do a 1 or 2 date thing before smashing because they don't want to feel like a whore or want to make sure it's safe.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:52 am to
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At least most of the women with kids will give you a subtle hint with a picture so that they don’t waste their time when you show up and ditch when you find out.



"i don't have my kids this weekend" is single mom talk for "we gonna frick"
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72195 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:55 am to
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I’m skinny and bald



t and p
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:01 am to
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once i got to the point of meeting in person i think i fricked every girl that i wanted to frick.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:02 am to
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At least most of the women with kids will give you a subtle hint with a picture so that they don’t waste their time when you show up and ditch when you find out.

Those are typically the types to have "I'm not here for hook ups" in their bio.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:11 am to
what? there were plenty of ugly ones i turned back for somebody else to catch lol. once the girl was wiling to meet up it seemed like game was pretty much won
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1046 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:13 am to
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quit being self defecating. women hate that shite.


Don't know many women that go for guys that chronically shite their pants, lol.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60128 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:14 am to
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i used to do first meeting at olive or twist for happy hour. you can get out of there with a couple drinks and an app for around 20 bucks if you decide you don't want to try and smash.

Last time my friends dragged me to that place it was all dudes and a lot of them kissed each other

ETA: I go on a couple dates a week. Generally on weeknights unless there’s a show I wanna see. I could tell stories if y’all are bored
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:21 am to
exactly. there isn't any competition there.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:23 am to
Outside of nursing students that blackout at happy hour.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60128 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:23 am to
I always bring dates to the same few places for the confidence factor

I imagine being creeped out by dudes making out next to me would hurt my game
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60128 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:23 am to
I guess that’s what male nurses do in their spare time
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:24 am to
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Flip your profile picture upside down. Dumb broads will turn it upside down and left swipe you. Which obviously equates to a right swipe in a standard phone orientation.

Enjoy the pussy


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60128 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:27 am to
I’m setting up hinge and it asks for your height lol

ETA: now it’s asking political beliefs
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 9:30 am
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:33 am to
I had a Mexican girl unmatch with me after chatting for a day because she asked who I voted for and told her Trump.
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