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Downloaded bumble recently
Posted on 7/30/18 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 7/30/18 at 11:49 pm
Anyone else’s app bugging out real bad? Been swiping all day and no matches
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 11:50 pm to Kel Varnsen
You must not bee the one.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 11:50 pm to Kel Varnsen
Grindr is what you meant to download
Posted on 7/30/18 at 11:50 pm to fr33manator
Nope, many matches, absolute stud.
ETA: what are your pictures? Post them if you want a proper critique and your bio
ETA: what are your pictures? Post them if you want a proper critique and your bio
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 7/31/18 at 12:06 am to KirkLazarus
I’m skinny and bald
Posted on 7/31/18 at 12:09 am to Kel Varnsen
Flip your profile picture upside down. Dumb broads will turn it upside down and left swipe you. Which obviously equates to a right swipe in a standard phone orientation.
Enjoy the pussy
Enjoy the pussy
Posted on 7/31/18 at 12:21 am to Kel Varnsen
Just watch yourself. 20 pounds more & you'll be looking like Louis CK
Posted on 7/31/18 at 6:11 am to Kel Varnsen
it takes a while to get some matches. there are way more men than women on that app.
some tips:
have a decent bio with some goofy facts like "professional spider killer" or "second best hair at work". bitches love spider killers. Give them something to read that doesn't make you look like you're a douche bag who takes himself too seriously.
be strategic about what pictures you use. make it look like you're a fun guy who does a lot of shite. have a interesting instagram linked to your account. NO SELFIES OR GYM PICTURES!!! If you have a decent build have a beach picture WITH SOME FRIENDS taken by somebody else so that she can see some abs or whatever. can't look like you're trying to hard. Pictures with animals score a lot of points. The best picture I had as what showed first was one of me getting attacked by a couple of Canadian geese. a few girls who let me take a gander under their top said they swiped right just because of that picture.
you can't be boring. most girls on bumble will simply message "hey" to you. they probably message 30 guys an hour so say something back other than "hey". you need to move from messaging to meeting in person as quickly as possible. the girl ain't on that app for a pen pal. if chatting back and forth for a bit is going well ask about meeting up for a drink or something like that. remember to have it at a location that is an easy bail.
i used to do first meeting at olive or twist for happy hour. you can get out of there with a couple drinks and an app for around 20 bucks if you decide you don't want to try and smash.
a lot of people on here will shite on you for being on bumble. it was a lot of fun while i had it. even if the girl ended up being a duff it was fun to go out and drink with somebody I had never met. Look at the ugly girls as practice so you're better at dating when a hot one comes along. It's like job interviews. The more you do it the better you get at it.
some tips:
have a decent bio with some goofy facts like "professional spider killer" or "second best hair at work". bitches love spider killers. Give them something to read that doesn't make you look like you're a douche bag who takes himself too seriously.
be strategic about what pictures you use. make it look like you're a fun guy who does a lot of shite. have a interesting instagram linked to your account. NO SELFIES OR GYM PICTURES!!! If you have a decent build have a beach picture WITH SOME FRIENDS taken by somebody else so that she can see some abs or whatever. can't look like you're trying to hard. Pictures with animals score a lot of points. The best picture I had as what showed first was one of me getting attacked by a couple of Canadian geese. a few girls who let me take a gander under their top said they swiped right just because of that picture.
you can't be boring. most girls on bumble will simply message "hey" to you. they probably message 30 guys an hour so say something back other than "hey". you need to move from messaging to meeting in person as quickly as possible. the girl ain't on that app for a pen pal. if chatting back and forth for a bit is going well ask about meeting up for a drink or something like that. remember to have it at a location that is an easy bail.
i used to do first meeting at olive or twist for happy hour. you can get out of there with a couple drinks and an app for around 20 bucks if you decide you don't want to try and smash.
a lot of people on here will shite on you for being on bumble. it was a lot of fun while i had it. even if the girl ended up being a duff it was fun to go out and drink with somebody I had never met. Look at the ugly girls as practice so you're better at dating when a hot one comes along. It's like job interviews. The more you do it the better you get at it.
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 6:23 am
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:03 am to Kel Varnsen
Just do it Danilo’s way:
Buy a fleshlight and call it your wife.
Buy a fleshlight and call it your wife.
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:10 am to Kel Varnsen
Swipe right.
Keep ya butthole tight!
Keep ya butthole tight!
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:46 am to celltech1981
quote:Pretty much all of those are right on the money. Also, set the difficulty level to beginner/moderate instead of advanced.
some tips:
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 7:47 am
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:51 am to celltech1981
Pretty good advice
You've got to get that number and meet within a couple of days. Girls get way too many matches to waste time
You've got to get that number and meet within a couple of days. Girls get way too many matches to waste time
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:52 am to Sun God
quote:
Flip your profile picture upside down. Dumb broads will turn it upside down and left swipe you. Which obviously equates to a right swipe in a standard phone orientation.
Enjoy the pussy
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:53 am to JGood
i got pretty good at it for a while. when hunting season was over with i would get on bumble because it was like hunting again lol.
quote:
Also, set the difficulty level to beginner/moderate instead of advanced.
this. if you have high standards you better look like brad pitt or have mad game/be rich to pull the smoking girls off of bumble with any consistency. there is a ton of competition on there.
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:05 am to celltech1981
I'm in a new state now, so it's a completely fresh set of girls with no mutual friends and just the mention of cooking them real cajun food in the bio works well enough 
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:06 am to JGood
quote:
I'm in a new state now, so it's a completely fresh set of girls with no mutual friends and just the mention of cooking them real cajun food in the bio works well enough
shite, that will work. I was working in north mississippi for a few weeks and i just put a picture up showing that i had all of my teeth. that worked well.
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:07 am to celltech1981
You should write a book.
Call it bumble for dummies. Or uglies
Call it bumble for dummies. Or uglies
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:08 am to celltech1981
quote:
shite, that will work. I was working in north mississippi for a few weeks and i just put a picture up showing that i had all of my teeth. that worked well.
Ya, but did any of them have all theirs?
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:09 am to Sun God
good shitePosted on 7/31/18 at 8:10 am to Kel Varnsen
Do people still use tinder?
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