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Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:09 pm to
Can someone tell me how to "short" stocks?

I'd like to "short" doritos and PepsiCo
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
312 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Dominos Pizza is owned by some company from India


Damn..had to edit autocorrect
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20357 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Or are they purposely setting up these crashes in order for new blood to buy up stocks?



That's a pretty interesting theory. I could see it. I just don't think they're smart enough for that. I think this is real and it's something someone who works there, who has no earthly idea how the real world functions, thought it was what they/them/xim were supposed to do.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39155 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

I love Doritos


OK Bawseph, I am gonna help you out. Your hometown has an Aldi. They have a triangle nacho chip that is way better than decent. It costs half of Doritos. If you are looking for a chip that tastes Ed Zachary like a Dorito, you will be disappointed. They are good chips though. The Aldi queso is half the price of Freako-Lay queso.

Pepsico stock is only down aboot $tree-fitty today, but news hits here before the rest of the country.

ETA: Hey downvote queer. Of course you followed me here. Do you love this chip freak?

ETA2: There are more DV phags swishing in. Do all of you frickholes sleep in a pile?
This post was edited on 3/5/24 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64615 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Can someone tell me how to "short" stocks?


Here, this explains it pretty well…

quote:

Short selling a stock is when a trader borrows shares from a broker and immediately sells them with the expectation that the share price will fall shortly after. If it does, the trader can buy the shares back at the lower price, return them to the broker, and keep the difference, minus any loan interest, as profit.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5816 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:55 pm to
This is going to be an easy boycott for me because I don't eat chips often, but damn my kids will have it rough at school after I tell them what's up. My wife will struggle too on Taco Tuesday night.

LAY'S® Potato Chips
DORITOS® Tortilla Chips
CHEETOS®
FRITOS® Corn Chips
SUNCHIPS® Whole Grain Snacks
Variety Packs
BAKED
Dips and Salsas
BAKEN-ETS®
CHESTER'S® Snacks
CRACKER JACK® Popcorn
TOSTITOS® Tortilla Chips
EL ISLEÑO®
NUT HARVEST®
Nuts and Seeds
FUNYUNS®
GRANDMA'S®
MAUI STYLE®
MISS VICKIE'S®
MUNCHIES®
MUNCHOS®
NATUCHIPS™
ROLD GOLD® Pretzels
RUFFLES® Potato Chips
SABRITONES®
SANTITAS®
SIMPLY
SMARTFOOD® Popcorn
STACY'S® Snacks
The Walking Taco
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11721 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 2:59 pm to
What a freak.
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15190 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:02 pm to
MAGA are the skyscreamers now.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

This is going to be an easy boycott for me because I don't eat chips often, but damn my kids will have it rough at school after I tell them what's up. My wife will struggle too on Taco Tuesday night.


You don’t drink Gatorade?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11256 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:05 pm to
In a few short years, Doritos went from this:




To this:

Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

MAGA are the skyscreamers now.


I love when people are so eaten up with politics that they defend people who want to rape children. Did you miss this part?

Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6602 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

This is going to be an easy boycott for me because I don't eat chips often, but damn my kids will have it rough at school after I tell them what's up. My wife will struggle too on Taco Tuesday night.

LAY'S® Potato Chips
DORITOS® Tortilla Chips
CHEETOS®
FRITOS® Corn Chips
SUNCHIPS® Whole Grain Snacks
Variety Packs
BAKED
Dips and Salsas
BAKEN-ETS®
CHESTER'S® Snacks
CRACKER JACK® Popcorn
TOSTITOS® Tortilla Chips
EL ISLEÑO®
NUT HARVEST®
Nuts and Seeds
FUNYUNS®
GRANDMA'S®
MAUI STYLE®
MISS VICKIE'S®
MUNCHIES®
MUNCHOS®
NATUCHIPS™
ROLD GOLD® Pretzels
RUFFLES® Potato Chips
SABRITONES®
SANTITAS®
SIMPLY
SMARTFOOD® Popcorn
STACY'S® Snacks
The Walking Taco

Pretty sure Zapps are safe
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64615 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

MAGA are the skyscreamers now.


The only people not disgusted and outraged by pedos are other pedos.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6602 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:18 pm to
Has anyone mentioned yet that doritos already fired the guy after the tweets from when he was 15 resurfaced?
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52805 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

Has anyone mentioned yet that doritos already fired the guy after the tweets from when he was 15 resurfaced?


Lay with dogs, get fleas.

Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6515 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

You don’t drink Gatorade?



Powerade is owned by coca-cola
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Powerade is owned by coca-cola


I said Gatorade. Which is owned by PepsiCo which owns Doritos.

Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15331 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:34 pm to
I can leave bud light alone but I’ll be damned if I stop eating Doritos.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80273 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:38 pm to
TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL WOMEN AND IF YOU DON’T WANT TO frick ONE THEN YOU’RE A BIGOT:



This post was edited on 3/5/24 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Semper Gumby
Member since Dec 2021
282 posts
Posted on 3/5/24 at 3:41 pm to
Pepsico is in the business of killing stupid people. Let them advertise. I’m not in their target audience.
This post was edited on 3/5/24 at 3:45 pm
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