Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message

Don’t blame someone else for the road you’re on.

Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
4706 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:58 pm
It’s your own asphalt.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
7290 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:59 pm to
Thanks dad.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16164 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:00 pm to
I blame the parish me
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
3687 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:02 pm to
Ok paw
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6228 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:03 pm to
Tough crowd.
I chuckled.
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
1981 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Tough crowd. I chuckled.
Took me a solid 20 seconds to figure it out. Very punny
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16718 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Thanks Dad



When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 3:07 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
2539 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:07 pm to


Good one! I'm about to annoy more than a few friends and family with that one.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86311 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:08 pm to
I like it. Fixing to watch all three of the Naked gun movies, so this gets that going.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70000 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:35 pm to
Pilots landing at MSY used to use that one because of the big bump out towards St Charles Parish that made a lot of noise while landing.

“Welcome to New Orleans, thanks for flying _____ Airlines. About that loud noise you heard while we were landing, please don’t blame us: it was the asphalt.”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96573 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:10 pm to
But technically the government paves the asphalt


ETA took a minute to get the joke
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 5:11 pm
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
590 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:21 pm to
But...but she promised she'd make me happy.

Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10133 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:58 pm to
That's a good one. It took me a while
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129920 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

It’s your own asphalt.



They say you concrete your own solutions though.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22338 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Fixing to watch all three of the Naked gun movies,


Did you see the commercial for the new one with Liam Neeson?

Not sure how I feel about that.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram