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Don’t blame someone else for the road you’re on.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:58 pm
It’s your own asphalt.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:04 pm to AgCoug
quote:Took me a solid 20 seconds to figure it out. Very punny
Tough crowd. I chuckled.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:05 pm to Bamafig
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Thanks Dad
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:07 pm to Bamafig

Good one! I'm about to annoy more than a few friends and family with that one.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 3:08 pm to Bamafig
I like it. Fixing to watch all three of the Naked gun movies, so this gets that going. 

Posted on 4/14/25 at 4:35 pm to Bamafig
Pilots landing at MSY used to use that one because of the big bump out towards St Charles Parish that made a lot of noise while landing.
“Welcome to New Orleans, thanks for flying _____ Airlines. About that loud noise you heard while we were landing, please don’t blame us: it was the asphalt.”
“Welcome to New Orleans, thanks for flying _____ Airlines. About that loud noise you heard while we were landing, please don’t blame us: it was the asphalt.”
Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:10 pm to Bamafig
But technically the government paves the asphalt
ETA took a minute to get the joke
ETA took a minute to get the joke
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:21 pm to Bamafig
But...but she promised she'd make me happy.


Posted on 4/14/25 at 5:58 pm to Bamafig
That's a good one. It took me a while
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:16 pm to Bamafig
quote:
It’s your own asphalt.
They say you concrete your own solutions though.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:29 pm to TT9
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Fixing to watch all three of the Naked gun movies,
Did you see the commercial for the new one with Liam Neeson?
Not sure how I feel about that.
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