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re: Don McLean, 73, girlfriend Paris Dylan, 25

Posted on 6/6/19 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Tigah Jr
The Stick
Member since Oct 2011
846 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 1:42 pm to
There is no way he is hitting that right.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 1:42 pm to
I honestly thought she was one of those plastic robot sex dolls.
Posted by corndawg85
MS
Member since Oct 2013
860 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 1:46 pm to
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He must have made a fortune on that song. No other way he gets a 25 year old that hot.


He's a pretty smart investor: LINK
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26966 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:01 pm to
I wonder how that relationship even comes about?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:03 pm to
Wonder when his baby is due....
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Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141081 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:05 pm to
I'm sure money is changing hands
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:06 pm to
Making love to a much younger woman can be fatal. Oh well, if she dies, she dies.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56771 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:06 pm to
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Shes a 4 at best


Would that the world was so full of attractive women that she is a 4.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135027 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

He must have made a fortune on that song. No other way he gets a 25 year old that hot.



They say he wrote that in less time than it takes to bake a pie. Lightning in a bottle
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:09 pm to
If I'm him I'm doing it too
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19883 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:11 pm to
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You know she's got to be counting down the days until he dies


She best hope he marries her first
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:15 pm to
I would make a joke about the levee not being dry, but...ya know.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37023 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:16 pm to
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You think she's suckin' that old dick?


You think she's with him cause he has personality?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:16 pm to
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Shes a 4 at best


Solid troll attempt. Even if that were true, and it isn't, a 25 year old 4 is still a pretty good get for a 73 year old who looks like that.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13914 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

getting some American Pie


damn...you beat everyone to it
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69234 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:23 pm to
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He's a pretty smart investor: LINK


Good article. He’s smart and seems pretty cool
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:26 pm to
Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you’ll find
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39220 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:44 pm to
Prostitution at it's finest
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:51 pm to
He looks like Michael Moore.

She´s not the spawn of raspy nasal man, is she?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98657 posts
Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:18 pm to
Looks like a slightly better version of Octomom
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