Doing number two in a public bathroom

I was at Texas Road House the other day with the wife, no pics. We just sat down and I had the urge to poop but decided to hold it until I made it back home. Halfway in my dinner I could not hold it anymore so I make a mad dash for the bathroom. I launched that toilet. It was bad. So I’m washing my hands at the sink and in walks this 20 year black guy. He starts walking to the stalls and I chuckle to myself saying “please go to the stall I just came out of. He stops four feet from the stalls and throws his hands up in the air and says “Whoooooooa.” He then turns around and leaves the bathroom without using anything.


Similar thing happened in Paris. Just got finished with Catacomb tour. I had to go. But all they had near by were several gender neutral stalls with a locking door. I do my thing and leave. Then suddenly a high school age girl, on a school field trip, walks into the stall and turns around and walks right back out with a weird look on her face. All of her friends sitting on the bench are laughing their arses off and looking at me. But I really didn’t care. It was funny.