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Dog or the Girl?

Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:49 am
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51395 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:49 am
If it comes down to it, who do you ditch? Discuss.


I don't mean a wife, you know, the whole death do you part thing.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 11:02 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:50 am to
You mean if I was forced to shoot one?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78581 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:50 am to
Dog . Not a legit choice.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41584 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:51 am to
I have never had the urge to insert my penis into a dog. I'm not an animal person but I am, for a fact, a vagina person. I'd choose the girl.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 10:52 am
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27067 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:51 am to
Whichever pre-existed the other in my life.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65667 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:52 am to
In Arky this question is very treacherous and complicated....
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79083 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:52 am to
Dog before girl. It's just how it is
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:52 am to
neither. both can be replaced.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:52 am to
To hard to make a decision. They are equals in my book.

I love each one when their head is in my lap.

But the girl got really offended when I rubbed her nose in shite. Dog I suppose.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 10:53 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:53 am to
I don't have sex with the dog, so it can go.
Posted by Smalls
Southern California
Member since Jul 2009
10245 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:54 am to
Was I the only one expecting a pic?
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 10:55 am to
depends. you like fricking dogs?
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5646 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:01 am to
Lock them both in your trunk. Which one is happy to see you when you open it?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15803 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:02 am to
I guess ill choose the bitch
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67079 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:04 am to
Well, my dog chose the girl over me, so f&%k both of those bitches.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9201 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:04 am to
Lock your dog and your girl in the trunk of your car for 20 minutes.

When you open it which one is still happy to see you?

Ditch the other.



So, the girl goes.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:06 am to
Lock the girl and the dog in your trunk then 30 min later open it up...keep whosever is happy to see you.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 11:08 am
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15803 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

so f&%k both of those bitches.

quote:

kingbob


I already made the bitch joke.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:07 am to
The woman. You can always jerkoff until you get a new one. Only takes a couple days to replace.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15803 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Lock the girl and the dog in your truck then 30 min later open it up...keep whosever is happy to see you.


Very old joke.
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