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re: Does your wife know how much you really make?

Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45513 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:23 pm to
I guess not because she spends it like a make double.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18362 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:27 pm to
She does. We put about 80% of our incomes in a joint account for Bills/Mortgage/Cars/Expenses. Each have a separate account with the remaining 20% to do with what we like.

Also, do you have to make shite up when yall file joint taxes?
This post was edited on 3/3/17 at 4:28 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:28 pm to
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Better hope she lets you handle everything with taxes or you gonna get busted when she sees your W-2 or 1099
I do and my best friend does our taxes
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17753 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:30 pm to
I'm sorry OP but if you gotta hide $ from your wife then you married the wrong lady

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:31 pm to
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I do and my best friend does our taxes


So, you have a "friend" in on it with you. How much is a Mensa membership? I've been thinking of joining.
Posted by msflower
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
470 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:32 pm to
You must have a horrible marriage if you have to hide anything from your spouse! Shame on you !!!
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:34 pm to
Yeah, my wife wouldn't be able to survive without me so she should be thankful
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:36 pm to
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MontyFranklyn


You must be retarded.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:38 pm to
yes, I remind her how lucky she is to have me every day when we are driving to Signature Flight Support.
This post was edited on 3/3/17 at 4:39 pm
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21836 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:41 pm to
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Yeah, my wife wouldn't be able to survive without me so she should be thankful


Sounds easily replaceable.

At least you have that going for you.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62122 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:41 pm to
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Yeah, my wife wouldn't be able to survive without me so she should be thankful


If that's the case, why would you bother not telling her everything?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:43 pm to
If you can't trust your wife with the money make you might as well get a divorce.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:45 pm to
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We own a business together


Prayers sent.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77685 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:46 pm to
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I don't know how much money I make.


This, but unlike Fin, it's not cause I make obscene amounts. I just don't keep track very well.

I have never reconciled a bank statement in close to 40 years. Not sure I know how.

I drool a lot.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38676 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:47 pm to
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I have a little bit of my check going into a different credit union account that I own solely.


How are things in 1945?
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38676 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:51 pm to
I had a job that paid a separate bonus check each month. The business manager asked me if I wanted all of my taxes taken out of my regular check, with the full bonus check left untouched. When I asked her why the frick that would matter, she said, "Some of the guys don't tell their wives about the bonus checks, you know, so they can buy a bass boat or whatever."

Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:54 pm to
Do there wives not wonder where the frick the bass boat came from?

More likely it's the hooker/blow fund.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:55 pm to
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Do there wives not wonder where the frick the bass boat came from?


Where? Gracious, you are dumb.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64544 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:57 pm to
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I have a little bit of my check going into a different credit union account that I own solely.


Posted by dmjones
Acworth, GA
Member since Mar 2016
2303 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 4:58 pm to
Congrats on the future divorce. Does she not see your tax returns? You hide a joint tax return? How is she not suspicious? She's either really dumb or she'll find out eventually.

I know how much my wife makes and she knows how much I make. We don't hide things from each other. If we felt the need to hide things, we wouldn't be together in the first place.
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