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Does this bother anybody else?
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:55 am
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:55 am
A wife who always burns the dang bacon.. I know she's Asian and all, she ought to have this figured out by now.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:57 am to auggie
No, my wife knows now to cook.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to auggie
Where ya'll finding all these Asian women? Asia?
and yes, burning bacon is bullshite. slow and low wins the race.
and yes, burning bacon is bullshite. slow and low wins the race.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to auggie
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A wife who always burns the dang bacon
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, she's already been told twice
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to auggie
Next time don’t marry a concuburn.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:59 am to auggie
I thought you were gonna say Jewish. It would have been funnier that way.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:59 am to Rouge
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Sorry you can't train her
She doesn't respond to the scooby snacks at all.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:00 am to auggie
Idk, maybe cook the shite yourself. My wife does most of the cooking, but there are certain meals/items that I always do the cooking for. My wife absolutely does not burn bacon, but I tend to cook that more often than she does.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:01 am to auggie
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A wife who always burns the dang bacon.. I know she's Asian and all, she ought to have this figured out by now.
The surgeons mask was probably distracting her. Enjoy your last meal before the Coronavirus kills you. JK
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:03 am to auggie
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Does this bother anybody else?
A wife
Constantly
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:04 am to Motorboat
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Where ya'll finding all these Asian women?
Guitar Center, actually.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:06 am to auggie
Lady Dinosaur is Asian and knows how to properly cook bacon.
I’m a lucky man.
I’m a lucky man.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:07 am to auggie
Tell her not to preheat the pan. Put the bacon in a cold pan then heat. Or use the oven.
I sure like Asian women. Give her a break.
I sure like Asian women. Give her a break.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am to auggie
How do you burn bacon? The worst it can be is extra crispy
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am to NimbleCat
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Oven.
Don't know why it took me so long to go this route, but about 6 months ago it was the best bacon decision I've ever made. Never going back to the pan, perfect bacon every damn time. Line the baking sheet with foil and its the easiest clean up as well.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:12 am to Bigfishchoupique
Really, I'm just ragging on her. She tries to get all the fat out of it. She doesn't like for me to cook it, because I cook it in lard. Get it just right and drain it on paper towels. She thinks that's wrong. Maybe it is, but it's some damn good bacon.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:12 am to auggie
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