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Does this bother anybody else?

Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:55 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:55 am
A wife who always burns the dang bacon.. I know she's Asian and all, she ought to have this figured out by now.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138855 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:56 am to
Sorry you can't train her
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
9011 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:57 am to
Oven.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59453 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:57 am to
No, my wife knows now to cook.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24321 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to
Where ya'll finding all these Asian women? Asia?

and yes, burning bacon is bullshite. slow and low wins the race.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51622 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to
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she's Asian

Pics
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to
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A wife who always burns the dang bacon


what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, she's already been told twice
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21199 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:58 am to
Next time don’t marry a concuburn.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9229 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:59 am to
I thought you were gonna say Jewish. It would have been funnier that way.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:59 am to
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Sorry you can't train her


She doesn't respond to the scooby snacks at all.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7204 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:00 am to
Idk, maybe cook the shite yourself. My wife does most of the cooking, but there are certain meals/items that I always do the cooking for. My wife absolutely does not burn bacon, but I tend to cook that more often than she does.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:01 am to
quote:

A wife who always burns the dang bacon.. I know she's Asian and all, she ought to have this figured out by now.


The surgeons mask was probably distracting her. Enjoy your last meal before the Coronavirus kills you. JK
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Does this bother anybody else?

A wife


Constantly
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:04 am to
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Where ya'll finding all these Asian women?


Guitar Center, actually.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7578 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:06 am to
Lady Dinosaur is Asian and knows how to properly cook bacon.

I’m a lucky man.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9676 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:07 am to
Tell her not to preheat the pan. Put the bacon in a cold pan then heat. Or use the oven.


I sure like Asian women. Give her a break.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69717 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am to
How do you burn bacon? The worst it can be is extra crispy
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
4006 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:11 am to
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Oven.


Don't know why it took me so long to go this route, but about 6 months ago it was the best bacon decision I've ever made. Never going back to the pan, perfect bacon every damn time. Line the baking sheet with foil and its the easiest clean up as well.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31972 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:12 am to
Really, I'm just ragging on her. She tries to get all the fat out of it. She doesn't like for me to cook it, because I cook it in lard. Get it just right and drain it on paper towels. She thinks that's wrong. Maybe it is, but it's some damn good bacon.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:12 am to
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