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Does Beano actually work?

Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:37 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10829 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:37 pm
Next weekend I have a date with a girl, and she wants Mexican food. I’m going to take her to El Paso, and then we’re going to catch a movie afterwards. I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time in the movie theater. I also don’t want to slip up and ruin everything before anything even gets started.

Is Beano actually effective in your experience or is there another over-the-counter supplement that I should use instead??
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45350 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:38 pm to
I’d just rip arse in front of her.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:39 pm to
I have had a lot of farts and heartburn lately. That is all.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:39 pm to
I believe the term is actually seen as offensive these days.

ETA: It may be ok since you aren’t using the hard “er” version.
This post was edited on 7/22/18 at 11:41 pm
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37183 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:44 pm to
How about don’t eat beans or garlic?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38535 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:46 pm to
If you shite on yourself it asserts dominance and her panties melt away
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2695 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:47 pm to
Go see an action movie, that way you can let them rip when someone shoots a gun
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

’d just rip arse in front of her.




Do it on purpose, but say "i am so sorry, excuse me"

Her reactionwill tell you if a second date is worth it
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

I’m going to take her to El Paso
>> Travel Board


quote:

she wants Mexican
>> Poli Board



quote:

catch a movie afterwards
>> Movie/TV Board


quote:

I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time [SIC] and shite all over myself and fart too much
>> Soccer Board



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76153 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

Does Beano actually work?
Dead since October of 2012 so no.

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

I’m going to take her to El Paso
>> Travel Board


quote:
she wants Mexican
>> Poli Board



quote:
catch a movie afterwards
>> Movie/TV Board


quote:
I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time [SIC] and shite all over myself and fart too much
>> Soccer Board





BBBUUUTTTTTT:

quote:

quote]ruin everything before anything even gets started.



[/quote]

Ot board, and that trumps
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:58 pm to
You want the Mexican herb Epazote.

Works amazingly well.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:05 am to
Stick to chicken tacos, no sauce
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73770 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:32 am to
I thought you enjoyed it when your women rip arse--like in Lowe's.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:36 am to
Yes it works.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71184 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 1:08 am to
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 5:40 am to
Works for me
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 6:58 am to
Go ahead and fart on her. If she's not
offended you know she's a keeper.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24348 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:26 am to
It works, but in my experience give your gut a break with some easy food the day after, or there's a rebound effect. It is not pleasant.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:31 am to
Are you going to offer her some as well?
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