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Does Beano actually work?
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:37 pm
Next weekend I have a date with a girl, and she wants Mexican food. I’m going to take her to El Paso, and then we’re going to catch a movie afterwards. I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time in the movie theater. I also don’t want to slip up and ruin everything before anything even gets started.
Is Beano actually effective in your experience or is there another over-the-counter supplement that I should use instead??
Is Beano actually effective in your experience or is there another over-the-counter supplement that I should use instead??
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:38 pm to cbree88
I’d just rip arse in front of her.
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:39 pm to cbree88
I have had a lot of farts and heartburn lately. That is all.
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:39 pm to cbree88
I believe the term is actually seen as offensive these days.
ETA: It may be ok since you aren’t using the hard “er” version.
ETA: It may be ok since you aren’t using the hard “er” version.
This post was edited on 7/22/18 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:44 pm to cbree88
How about don’t eat beans or garlic?
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:46 pm to cbree88
If you shite on yourself it asserts dominance and her panties melt away
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:47 pm to cbree88
Go see an action movie, that way you can let them rip when someone shoots a gun
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:48 pm to McCaigBro69
quote:
’d just rip arse in front of her.
Do it on purpose, but say "i am so sorry, excuse me"
Her reactionwill tell you if a second date is worth it
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:52 pm to cbree88
quote:>> Travel Board
I’m going to take her to El Paso
quote:>> Poli Board
she wants Mexican
quote:>> Movie/TV Board
catch a movie afterwards
quote:>> Soccer Board
I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time [SIC] and shite all over myself and fart too much
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:54 pm to cbree88
quote:Dead since October of 2012 so no.
Does Beano actually work?

Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:57 pm to JPinLondon
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I’m going to take her to El Paso
>> Travel Board
quote:
she wants Mexican
>> Poli Board
quote:
catch a movie afterwards
>> Movie/TV Board
quote:
I don’t want to end up being uncomfortable the whole time [SIC] and shite all over myself and fart too much
>> Soccer Board
BBBUUUTTTTTT:
quote:
quote]ruin everything before anything even gets started.
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Ot board, and that trumps
Posted on 7/22/18 at 11:58 pm to cbree88
You want the Mexican herb Epazote.
Works amazingly well.
Works amazingly well.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:05 am to cbree88
Stick to chicken tacos, no sauce
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:32 am to cbree88
I thought you enjoyed it when your women rip arse--like in Lowe's.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 6:58 am to cbree88
Go ahead and fart on her. If she's not
offended you know she's a keeper.
offended you know she's a keeper.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:26 am to cbree88
It works, but in my experience give your gut a break with some easy food the day after, or there's a rebound effect. It is not pleasant.
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:31 am to cbree88
Are you going to offer her some as well?
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