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re: Does anyone use the paper toilet seat covers in public bathrooms?
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:46 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:46 pm to Eightballjacket
I use 4-5 of them and about 50 ft of John Wayne paper if I drop a bomb on a terlet away from my crib!
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 3:02 am to Pectus
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This is the perfect way to use a public toilet. I developed this myself.
1) check to make sure there is toilet paper.
2) flush toilet to clean the water and to see how powerful the flush is.
3) wipe the seat with a piece of toilet paper. throw in the bowl. don't flush. it limits splashback.
4) put pieces of toilet paper on the seat.
5) sit and poop.
6) flush when necessary.
7) flush toilet seat covers.
8) wash hands.
9) using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.
You don't wipe?
Posted on 6/11/16 at 7:52 am to The Boat
If I'm shitting in a public bathroom, it's because I have been stricken with explosive diarrhea. In that case, there is no time for placing a gasket or prettying up the stall with TP.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 7:55 am to Eightballjacket
When I have to shite in a public bathroom, it's usually an emergency and I DGAF. There's nothing on that seat that a shower won't solve.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:01 am to Eightballjacket
Always use them.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:05 am to Eightballjacket
It depends on the type of situation that I have going on. If it's a 7-10 on the cleanliness scale,the I wipe the seat. 3-6 I'm putting tp down. 1-2, I'm shitting myself
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:26 am to Eightballjacket
I did once and it stuck to by butt unbeknownst to me and I exited the airport bathroom and went to sit down and wait for my flight, heard something odd when I sat down and put my hand behind my back to realize that somehow a piece of that fricking shite cover was sticking out my pants. So, no, I do not use them anymore as they tend to cling to a slightly sweaty cheek.
This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 9:36 am
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:31 am to Pectus
Agree with you. One extra step if you're in an auto flush toilet is to moisten a piece of TP and place it over the sensor before you start building your seat cover. Prevents having to rebuild, plus I've had some flush when sitting but I leaned forward and got a hepatitis infested arse spritzing.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 9:48 am to Eightballjacket
FYI: Bacteria can go through 8 layers of toilet paper. It is completely psychological. An added bonus, so is that paper on the straws you use.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 10:55 am to Eightballjacket
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 6/11/16 at 10:57 am to Eightballjacket
I learned how to shite like and Asian. It's much more sanitary, just don't slip.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 11:00 am to Pectus
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using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.
You do realize there are more germs on that for door handle than on the toilet seat.
Posted on 6/11/16 at 11:09 am to Eightballjacket
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toilet seat
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public bathrooms
huh? who uses those? srsly?
Posted on 6/11/16 at 11:12 am to Pectus
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using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.
No point in washing your hands then
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