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re: Does anyone use the paper toilet seat covers in public bathrooms?

Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:36 pm to
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4) put pieces of toilet paper on the seat.


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9) using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.


So you try to keep your arse cleaner than your hands? Interesting. Your steps seem to indicate that you're a germophobe and spend much time taking care of you're arse but then dgaf about cleanliness of your hands.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91588 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:36 pm to
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Whenever I need to poop in public, I just identify as a woman and use their restroom. 

The seats are much cleaner.


So false. Girls hover too, the pee all over the seat, shite down the side of toilets.

No, they aren't cleaner.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:36 pm to
Just poop in your pants
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11473 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:37 pm to
I grab two wads of paper towels after entering the bathroom, wet one of them and wipe off the seat, then dry it off and flush both.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91588 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:39 pm to
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ou've got people starting threads here about how they have to wash brand new clothes before wearing them, that bath water is basically like swimming in sewage, and how the thought of using a towel twice pretty much asking for aids. Yet at the same time say, "just wipe the seat and sit on it" as if you are some kind of lady for lining the seat. 


But you are making it worse for anyone that goes in after you. Unless you actually clean up after yourself. But in my experience, y'all don't. There's so much tp in there after you germaphibes go in, you can't even see the water in the toilet.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:01 pm to
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There's so much tp in there after you germaphibes go in, you can't even see the water in the toilet.


Ummmm, I've never seen toilet paper left all over the seat. Well at least not in any bathroom I'd be willing to use in the first place. And I certainly don't do it myself. I bet anyone else in the bathroom thinks I'm a freak for how many times I flush. Especially those automatic ones. If there's a spec of anything (TP, arse hair, etc.) left on the toilet, I wipe it off. And then I make sure everything gets flushed and there's no "leftovers". Old office used to keep Lysol, and I'd give everything a good spray down before and after too.

If you can't tell, public bathrooms are my "gross" thing.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 2:13 pm to
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I don't shite in public restrooms


When you gotta go, you gotta go...
Posted by dafuqusay
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
774 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:30 pm to
The pussification of America continues

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:31 pm to
Yeah I do
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:58 pm to
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using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.


So touching one of the dirtiest things you can touch right after you wash your hands is a pussy move?

Why even wash your hands in the first place then?
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 3:59 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 3:59 pm to
Nope.

Once you've pounded out a BM in a 3rd world country, you'll understand.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1177 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 4:05 pm to
You really think that thin arse piece of paper is going to protect you from anything?

Wipe the seat and sit
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 8:48 pm to
I use 3 of them. I tear them into 3 pieced and stack them on top of each other.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 8:49 pm to
What y'all think about this move? I clean it thoroughly with hand sanitizer and just sit on the mfer.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18141 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 8:49 pm to
That's called an arse gasket.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61789 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 8:53 pm to
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6) flush when necessary.
Only with my foot. I ain't touchin shite.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15307 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 7:59 pm to
Just get one of those small Clorox travel wipes.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15307 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:03 pm to
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Does anyone use the paper toilet seat covers in public bathrooms?

If a bathroom is so dirty that I don't feel comfortable trusting my immune systems, I'm not using it.



If you have the shits, there's really no choice.

I prefer to be naked in my own bathroom at home when I drop duces.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:44 pm to
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No. I don't lay out toilet paper either. That is hypochondriac nonsense. Stop being a wimpy little bitch and just take a shite.


This is the correct answer.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22546 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:26 pm to
Solid work. Not messy at all.
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