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re: Does anyone else have a lazy wife?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:41 pm to JazzyJeff
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:41 pm to JazzyJeff
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Over the years my wife has become incredibly lazy, outside of work and cooking, she does almost nothing except for watching tv and playing games on her phone. If it weren’t for me, the house would be uninhabitable. I really want to smash her face in with a baseball bat sometimes.
#MeToo
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Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:41 pm to 50_Tiger
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She gets tired of coming over and banging only.
Maybe take her out...and then bang her?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:41 pm to LouisianaLady
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OH I SEE YOU
those dishes aren't going to wash themselves
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:42 pm to Sampson
Agreed. Jokingly motivating helps me with the taking out and bringing in the trashcan. I know he puts it at the end of the driveway in my way on purpose bc he imagines me cussing him when i pull up and cant get in the driveway until bring the trashcan to the garage.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:43 pm to lsunurse
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So your adult children live rent free AND don't have to do any household chores?
It's OK, it's common in Japan.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:43 pm to LouisianaLady
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OH I SEE YOU
You realy think he was talking about you? How cute.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:43 pm to JazzyJeff
quote:pics?
The daughter is a third year university student
I love halfies
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:46 pm to Bullfrog
I got asked to video myself doing a specific chore earlier because he somehow knew I was planning on putting it off while he's gone the next 2 weeks
SS - I am not dirty or anything. I just procrastinate the extra things like fish pond stuff, watering the garden/yard, etc. Stuff I wouldn't typically do if he lived at home 24/7.
SS - I am not dirty or anything. I just procrastinate the extra things like fish pond stuff, watering the garden/yard, etc. Stuff I wouldn't typically do if he lived at home 24/7.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:46 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:47 pm to LouisianaLady
Damn. Smart man. 
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:48 pm to BeerMoney
Chad? This is Japan.
Chang is fricking his wife.
Chang is fricking his wife.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:48 pm to LouisianaLady
Oh I will admit....the house gets a lil messy when my husband goes away on a business trip.
But....I always make sure he comes home to a nice clean house and clean sheets.
Part of the clean sheets is I let Butters sleep in our bed while he's gone(he's normally not allowed cause of all the dog hair). So I got to hide the evidence
But....I always make sure he comes home to a nice clean house and clean sheets.
Part of the clean sheets is I let Butters sleep in our bed while he's gone(he's normally not allowed cause of all the dog hair). So I got to hide the evidence
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:48 pm to lsunurse
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Part of the clean sheets is I let Butters sleep in our bed while he's gone(he's normally not allowed cause of all the dog hair). So I got to hide the evidence
I do the exact same thing. She's next to me now.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:50 pm to LouisianaLady
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I do the exact same thing.
Secrets out now
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:51 pm to iluvdatiger
Teamwork, it’s powerful stuff!
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:52 pm to lsunurse
I feel like my life is better now that i stopped worrying about the house being clean all the time.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:52 pm to Pecker
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These are the reasons you should always be ready for the open market. Your market value is low or she wouldn't treat you this way. You're stuck. She knows no one else wants your arse.
You have no idea the amount of arse I could tap here if I wanted to. I'm an above average looking white dude in Japan where the women are beautiful all they way up to age 100, but the men are ugly af, have tiny dicks, and have zero game. 
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:53 pm to Deactived
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You married to my gf?
I'm a few pages behind. I already know this has gone exactly as expected.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:55 pm to iluvdatiger
I hate cleaning. My husband is MUCH more of a neat freak than I am. We've learned compromises in the cleaning department.
I just didn't grow up in a super neat household as a kid.
I just didn't grow up in a super neat household as a kid.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:55 pm to iluvdatiger
quote:Enjoy the judgmental mother in law attitude for which you are about to receive. Forever.
I feel like my life is better now that i stopped worrying about the house being clean all the time
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