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re: Does anyone else have a lazy wife?

Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16168 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:30 pm to
Sounds to me she's ruling the roost and you're her cuck bitch.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5572 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:30 pm to
Yeah well my wife has double the student loan debt, and makes 1/3 what I make.

I get the kids ready for daycare, bring them to daycare, and pick them up from daycare because her 1/3 pay job has shitty hours.

I also do the grocery shopping and the cooking.

She does the laundry and cleans so yeah quit bitching.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:32 pm to
Nope, she’s great. She can’t toast bread, but, I’d rather do the cooking, anyway. She cleans, does all the laundry, runs all the errands, keeps up with the bills, and gives me blowies on the reg. She’s a keeper.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20024 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:34 pm to
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Well...it doesn’t hurt. And I’m on my commute to work so it gives me something to do


Wtf?
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:40 pm to
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maybe you should kick your freeloading kids out and teach your wife how to frick
I live in Japan so it's very common for kids to stay home until they get married, no matter how long that takes. But...our 25 year older has been informed that he'll be moving out by the end of the year. Our 20 year old is still in university so she's good to go for a while.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:45 pm to
I mean, come on man. You can't expect her to clean the house and cook and do other shite while she's busy fricking Chad and/or Jody while you're at work.
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:46 pm to
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Are you trolling or do you think she should be cleaning, working, and cooking? I'm honestly confused as shite.
She can at least help with the house work, right? Is that asking too much? I mean...I work too.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48382 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:46 pm to
GTFO your wife is Japanese and she treats you like a Shogun.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:47 pm to
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Japan

High chance of military hunh baw? So it must be Chad. Because Jody only fricks the wives on the home soil. He ain't bout to go over seas.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:49 pm to
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outside of work and cooking


Quit your bitching and hire a fricking house cleaner.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:50 pm to
How fat has she gotten? Or is she ducking Jody behind your back?
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:51 pm to
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Post a pic of your wife
Haha...hell no!
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53015 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:52 pm to
My wife has been the last few months, when I complain she always has some excuse like she's pregnant or something
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:52 pm to
She must not be fat because Chad is hitting it. Jody only does chicks in the continental USA.
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:53 pm to
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How fat has she gotten?
Not much. Within acceptable limits being that she's 52. She's Japanese so most Japanese women don't turn into small trucks like 'Mericans do.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:53 pm to
Lazy when it comes to housework. Very motivated regarding her job.

I’d kick her to the curb if it wasn’t for her salary.
Posted by Hiyoka
Tokyo
Member since Oct 2008
1626 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:54 pm to
So she works and cooks every day for the entire house...that sounds pretty un-lazy to me.

If you have a job that can support your family, hire a maid and a maybe a chef and stop bitching and get along with your wife who is sacrificing a lot for you and getting treated like shite and is not being respected #geauxtigers
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:54 pm to
You must have Americanized her. That's where you went wrong
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:55 pm to
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Lazy when it comes to housework. Very motivated regarding her job.

I’d kick her to the curb if it wasn’t for her salary.
Exactly. My wife makes some pretty decent coin so that helps me keep the baseball bat in the corner.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119199 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:55 pm to
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outside of work and cooking


Sounds like she is doing more than you.
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