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re: Does anybody have any quotes or mantras they live by?

Posted on 12/12/15 at 8:51 pm to
Posted by CBandits82
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/12/15 at 8:51 pm to
"If she smokes, she pokes"

Fact.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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9937 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:03 pm to
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2998 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:05 pm to
Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5328 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:06 pm to
"If you want something, go and get it."
Posted by LSUMurse
Metairie, LA
Member since May 2008
352 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:08 pm to
The lazy man works twice as hard.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35109 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:09 pm to
Never trust a white man with a mustache, and never trust a black man without one
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:17 pm to
Great, even the Dalai Lama likes Drake. #yolo
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:21 pm to
In your darkest moment, you must be your very best.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9937 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:27 pm to
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
Posted by rondo
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Member since Jan 2004
77520 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:52 pm to
1. Never pass up a free lunch

2. Anywhere is a better place to shite than your pants
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:53 pm to
To the sjw that's down voting,"Don't pee uphill."
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5165 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn’t matter if you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.


I thought it was a well known fact that lions hunt primarily at night.
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

I thought it was a well known fact that lions hunt primarily at night


who are you the lion king?

shut your phuckhole spork
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61815 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:05 pm to
If you're prepared, there's never any trouble.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4832 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:37 pm to
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn’t matter if you are a lion or a gazelle. When the sun comes up, you better start running.



Dumb quote. The lion doesn't have to be faster than the gazelle, just smarter to where it can lead them into some sort of trap.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21532 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

If you can't eat it, frick it.


Isn't that Andrew Zimmern's tag line?
Posted by UnderCoverHog
South Tangi
Member since May 2012
1680 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:19 pm to
You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
Posted by VerlanderBEAST
Member since Dec 2011
19365 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:20 pm to
James Harden said

Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind at all.

























































u still there?
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:21 pm
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6645 posts
Posted on 12/12/15 at 11:25 pm to
Make sure plan B and C are solid because plan A never works.

You can get chow with a rifle but you can't get a rifle with chow.

Never ever try to understand women. Women understand women and the fricking hate each other.

shite ll' buff out.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 11:27 pm
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