re: Dodged a bullet

Couldn't be more thankful that it didn't work out

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Had a girl chase me from first grade onward. She wasn't bad looking but there was no chemistry from my side. We lost touch after HS (I learned much later she went to LSU for a semester and stalked me from afar but I didn't know it at the time). We reconnected on social media years later and had lunch a couple of times when she was in town. I was single, she was married. Her texts and phone calls got more and more personal and I was trying to figure a way to distance myself when she called me one night: She was divorcing her husband, she had never loved him, she had always loved me. She wanted me to marry her, I would never have to work {she owned a very successful speech/language therapy practice in Dallas so it was a legit offer). I put the brakes to all that with the quickness and I haven't heard from her since. Not long afterward she married some other guy we went to high school with.

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Did you ever tap that?

Had one smoke show that just couldn’t come to grips with her hairy nipples and bush.

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That pathological bulliet I dodged was a horrible combination of obsessed w marriage and 10 feet up her family's arse. In the span of one week she started a massive argument that I hadn't proposed yet, then broke up with me. A couples months later she was dating...few months after that engaged, few months after marriage she's pregnant.

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We either dated the same girl or have the same story. Only thing I would add is that if I had married her we would be living next door to her parents.

I've got a couple. Crazy thing is, both were wild in the sack, but holy shite am I glad things ended.

First chick was bipolar. When she was in her manic phase she was wild - going to clubs in short skirts and commando, making audio recordings of herself and her silver bullet vibe to send to me, almost porn like in her oral skills. But damn, when she was in the other phase, suicidal, ended up in psych ward. She married a much older guy, had a couple of kids. She reached out a couple of years ago on Facebook asking for prayers for her teenage daughter - apparently mom had passed the crazy gene. 16 year old was sending strangers nude pics, posting their address online to have guys come over, etc. I actually felt sorry for her, until she said she knew how my wife and I felt about losing twins because her dog has just recently died.

Other was a long distance relationship (ATL to Mobile) right after I graduated AU. Watermelon chest, absolute sex fiend - loved going to the adult store to get porn flicks and toys. She was a waitress planning on going back to school, but never had the money. Kept dropping hints about getting engaged. I had thought about it but wanted to get settled in my career first. She decided to start screwing around with a cook at the restaurant - he came from money. They ended up married and living in a couple of different places all owned by his family.