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Doctors report first known case of woman who urinates alcohol
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:25 am
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:25 am
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A woman in Pittsburgh has become the first documented case in a living person of an unusual medical condition where alcohol naturally brews in the bladder from the fermentation of yeast.
The condition, which researchers propose to call either 'bladder fermentation syndrome' or 'urinary auto-brewery syndrome', is similar to another incredibly rare condition, auto-brewery syndrome, where simply ingesting carbohydrates can be enough to make you inebriated, even without consuming any alcohol via regular means.
In the new case, doctors became aware of what seems to be a related syndrome, after attending upon a 61-year-old patient who presented with liver damage and poorly controlled diabetes.
The woman visited University of Pittsburgh Medical Centre Presbyterian Hospital for placement on a liver transplant waitlist, with doctors having previously suspected her problems stemmed from alcohol addiction, due to repeated urine tests for alcohol showing consistently positive.
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"Initially, our encounters were similar, leading our clinicians to believe that she was hiding an alcohol use disorder," her doctors explain in a new case report.
"However, we noted that plasma test results for ethanol and urine test results for ethyl glucuronide and ethyl sulfate, which are the metabolites of ethanol, were negative, whereas urine test results for ethanol were positive."
Furthermore, in addition to consistently denying having consumed alcohol, the patient did not appear to show signs of intoxication during visits to the clinic, even though her urine showed high levels of ethanol content.
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Any single men here (not that it's a requirement) who want free alcohol for life (her life that is). Ya she is 61 but age is just a number right?
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:26 am to Bamboozles
Yall know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:26 am to Bamboozles
I’d put up with a lot of shite for free alcohol
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:27 am to Bamboozles
Probably tastes like Steel Reserve.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:27 am to Bamboozles

This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 7:28 am
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:28 am to NATidefan
Golden Showers just took a whole new meaning
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:44 am to Bamboozles
You could bottle that pee and the Japanese would pay top dollar for it.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 7:44 am to Steamy Ray
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I’d put up with a lot of shite for free alcohol
It’s piss, not shite
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:01 am to Bamboozles
If you get drunk eating her pussy, the squirting debate would finally be settled.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:02 am to Bamboozles
She can pee pee in my coke
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:04 am to PipelineBaw
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Yall know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:05 am to Bamboozles
I bet that poon stanks to high heaven
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:06 am to Bamboozles
She pisses alcohol?
Call me when we find one who squirts bourbon.
Call me when we find one who squirts bourbon.
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:08 am to Bamboozles
An entrepreneurial neck beard is going to launch a new IPA and make a killing
Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:50 am to Bamboozles
What a missed opportunity.... the amount of hilarious topic related gifs I could post but would receive an instant ban


Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:04 am to Bamboozles
Anyone up for a golden shower?
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