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Docs attach woman's colon to her vagina in botched cancer surgery

Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:16 am
Posted by FuzzyBearE
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:16 am
I'd like to say something clever here - but really have nothing more than WTF??

Fox News

Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:17 am to
IWPIIHBAV
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:17 am to
She must be a shitty lay
Posted by FuzzyBearE
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:18 am to
Nice.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:19 am to
Well, at least she won't have to worry about paying for anything the rest of her life.

She gonna get paid.
Posted by wickowick
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:19 am to
Well, you know what they call the person that finishes last in med school, right. Yep, they call them a doctor also...
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:20 am to
Does it count as anal when you hit it now?
Posted by PairofDucks
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:21 am to
Posted by OneMoreTime
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:23 am to
quote:


Well, at least she won't have to worry about paying for anything the rest of her life.

She gonna get paid.
doesn't look like it
quote:

CEN reported that Velkovska and her lawyers reached an agreement with the hospital managers outside of court, indicating the hospital would pay her about $33,000. She has received the majority of that sum but is awaiting about $11,000.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:24 am to
Wrong hole! Wrong hole!
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:26 am to
Glad I'm not the only one that remembers that old joke
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:27 am to
quote:

doesn't look like it



She needs better lawyers. Wtf.

If I were her I would demand this case go to trial.

Her lawyers just saved the hospital millions.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:27 am to
Ain't that some shite.
Posted by Bourre
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:28 am to
She must have a stinky snatch
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:34 am to
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While I was recovering, doctors came and asked me if I was passing gas, and I said, ‘Yes, but it’s coming out of my vagina,’” Velkovska told media in Macedonia, according to CEN. "They told me that it would soon pass and I would be OK, but stuff had started to come out of my vagina, and I was feeling scared, and it was all very unpleasant."


Been laughing for several minutes.
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:35 am to
Macedonia is officially off the travel list.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:48 am to
Witch Doctor?
Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:50 am to
I'm trying to figure out how removing a skin cancer leads to colorectal surgery
Posted by FuzzyBearE
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
505 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:53 am to
Yeah - that did seem strange. Did she have skin cancer in her vag???

I have so many questions...

Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:56 am to
How would you properly administer the shocker?
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