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Do your girlfriends/wives lose things regularly?
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:50 am
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:50 am
My girl and I went out last night with a group of friends. This morning I'm getting ready to go to the office and I hear her hollering that she can't find her phone or keys. Search everywhere in my apartment, every nook and cranny, and my car as well. Find the phone under a couch cushion. Nothing on the keys. She thinks she left them on the table at one of the restaurants. The two places we went don't open until 11 EST. I consequently just had to tell my boss that I need to work remotely this morning to take care of some shite.
I don't know if this just applies to men, but I always have the "3 pocket" system of phone, keys, wallet. I imagine that for women it would be a matter of just making sure your shite is in your purse. Am I in the right for being irritated at her? I don't know - ladies of the OT, chime in?
I don't know if this just applies to men, but I always have the "3 pocket" system of phone, keys, wallet. I imagine that for women it would be a matter of just making sure your shite is in your purse. Am I in the right for being irritated at her? I don't know - ladies of the OT, chime in?
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 7:53 am
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:52 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I hear my wife ping her iphone probably 10x a day.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:53 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Yes, all women every day all day
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:55 am to VolsOut4Harambe
That is just what women do.
They also have no clue about the concept of " maintenance".
They also have no clue about the concept of " maintenance".
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:57 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I consequently just had to tell my boss that I need to work remotely this morning to take care of some shite.
This is why women are like this. They have no accountability because daddy is always going to clean up her mess. Men know nobody is coming to their rescue so they are forced to be capable.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 7:58 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Yea. Phone and keys constantly.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:03 am to Salmon
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I hear my wife ping her iphone probably 10x a day.
This^^
Now ask me about my 17y/o son...
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 8:04 am
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:07 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Every damn day. About to the leave the house with everybody ready to get out the door. Guaranteed “Have you seen my (insert any item here)?” Tear the whole house apart for 10 minutes until we find it in her purse where she “already looked.”
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 8:09 am
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:08 am to VolsOut4Harambe
My wife is always losing a shoe or something. Constantly on treasure hunts for that woman 
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:10 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Constantly. I usually get blamed for it. Last week she called me 3 times asking where I had put her lunch box since I had cleaned the house. I kept telling her I didn't touch it and she got progressively more aggravated. When I quit hearing from her I knew that she had found it and it was in a retarded location of her choosing. She had stuffed it under the back seat of her car the week before.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:13 am to Loup
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When I quit hearing from her I knew that she had found it and it was in a retarded location of her choosing. She had stuffed it under the back seat of her car the week before.
Damn, the secks must be good, because she sounds like a lot to put up with.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:13 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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The two places we went don't open until 11 EST. I consequently just had to tell my boss that I need to work remotely this morning to take care of some shite.
Why couldn’t she take care of it herself?
I keep my clutch, phone, and my keys in the same places so I don’t forget at home. And they’re generally together when we’re out.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:18 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I consequently just had to tell my boss that I need to work remotely this morning to take care of some shite.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:22 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Wait so you shun your employment duties on a Monday morning because your ol lady misplaced her things the day before?
Is she not capable of fixing her frickups without you holding her hand?
What a loser
Is she not capable of fixing her frickups without you holding her hand?
What a loser
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:23 am to VolsOut4Harambe
I don’t lose my essentials (wallet/keys etc. knock on wood) but I misplace secondary items daily.
My wife finds all of them for me. So quite the opposite of most
My wife finds all of them for me. So quite the opposite of most
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:24 am to VolsOut4Harambe
My wife had a habit of putting her bank card is a different place every time she used it.
She's actually been much better at that. I kept telling her "if you always put it back in the same location, you never have to wonder where it is."
She's actually been much better at that. I kept telling her "if you always put it back in the same location, you never have to wonder where it is."
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:25 am to Salmon
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I hear my wife ping her iphone probably 10x a day.
Why I spent $500 on her Apple watch, most of my calls were calling her so she could find her phone. But on occasion, she can't find either.
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:27 am to eitek1
Bras and panties
Turns out it was at her boyfriends
Turns out it was at her boyfriends
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:29 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Men have a place for everything
Women think they have a place for everything, but random is not a place
Women think they have a place for everything, but random is not a place
Posted on 10/12/26 at 8:31 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Do your girlfriends/wives lose things regularly?
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Am I in the right for being irritated at her? I don't know
First time dealing with a woman?
Welcome.
I don't think I have ever lost my keys in my life. That's because literally every day when I get home my keys go in the exact same spot that they always have. Same with other things that routinely go "where they go."
Your situation is 100% a woman thing and very common. I love my wife, but she loses lids/caps to shite all the time and it drives me insane. Medicines, toothpaste, etc. Lids/caps just vanish like a fart in the wind. It's almost impressive.
This post was edited on 10/12/26 at 8:34 am

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