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Do you want a funeral service when you die?

Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:43 pm
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2552 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:43 pm
The wife and I were talking about this today, and neither of us wants a funeral service. We both knew each other wanted to be creamated, but I guess we hadn't discussed the funeral part before. It kind of surprised both of us that neither of us wanted a service. What say you?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29501 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:43 pm to
No
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13166 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:44 pm to
No
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18378 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:45 pm to
Won’t really matter will it
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20098 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:46 pm to
Nah. Just drag me to the river.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48471 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
I'm good with nobody outside of my immediate family even knowing that I died.
Posted by zztop1234
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2008
3709 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
No
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
Ill be dead and wont give a shite. Services are for the living..so sure.. I want to be cremated.

But I do want a fun reception with craft beer.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
Nope. I don’t want any service or wake

Cremate me then have a party at a friend or family’s house.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38494 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
It's not my decision to make. It's for the people I leave behind to decide.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9363 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:48 pm to
I want to be stuffed with my valuables and strung up like a piñata. Then have everyone in attendance beat the shite out of me until they are fighting over said valuables. There would of course be refreshments and ultimate frisbee as well

ETA: my dad wants to be cremated then put into shotgun shells and fired off at the lease
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 6:51 pm
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8374 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:48 pm to
Funerals are for the living. I let my wife and kids know to do what they well but remember, it’s your money. You could go someplace nice and spread my ashes if it makes you feel better rather than spend that money on ridiculous services.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17015 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
Hell no
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25194 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
no, but if my wife is still around then it will happen no matter what
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8145 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
Depends on if my parents are still around. If somehow they were, I’d want everyone to do whatever my mom wanted.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9287 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
No
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25484 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
Burned and spread around my property. They can have a gathering and reminisce if they’d like.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:50 pm to
I've told my parents that I don't care what they do to me if I die before them. Burn me, bury me, throw me in a river...
Posted by RetiredSaintsLsuFan
NW Arkansas
Member since Jun 2020
1578 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:50 pm to
NO!!

I told my wife to burn me, bottle me and toss me.
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 6:51 pm
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 6:50 pm to
Planning out the murder-suicide, I see.
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