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muttenstein
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Do you want a funeral service when you die?

The wife and I were talking about this today, and neither of us wants a funeral service. We both knew each other wanted to be creamated, but I guess we hadn't discussed the funeral part before. It kind of surprised both of us that neither of us wanted a service. What say you?


HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Member since Jul 2011
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No


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L1C4
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No


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Crawdaddy
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Won’t really matter will it


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danilo
Member since Nov 2008
15788 posts

Nah. Just drag me to the river.


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fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
41402 posts

I'm good with nobody outside of my immediate family even knowing that I died.


zztop1234
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No


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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
42804 posts

Ill be dead and wont give a shite. Services are for the living..so sure.. I want to be cremated.

But I do want a fun reception with craft beer.


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tgrbaitn08
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130987 posts

Nope. I don’t want any service or wake

Cremate me then have a party at a friend or family’s house.


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redstick13
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It's not my decision to make. It's for the people I leave behind to decide.


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HoboDickCheese
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The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
6090 posts

I want to be stuffed with my valuables and strung up like a piñata. Then have everyone in attendance beat the shite out of me until they are fighting over said valuables. There would of course be refreshments and ultimate frisbee as well

ETA: my dad wants to be cremated then put into shotgun shells and fired off at the lease
This post was edited on 8/7 at 6:51 pm


BeerMoney
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
7573 posts

Funerals are for the living. I let my wife and kids know to do what they well but remember, it’s your money. You could go someplace nice and spread my ashes if it makes you feel better rather than spend that money on ridiculous services.


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SportsGuyNOLA
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New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
12359 posts

Hell no


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geauxtigers87
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
24166 posts

no, but if my wife is still around then it will happen no matter what


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Sus-Scrofa
Arkansas Fan
Member since Feb 2013
5561 posts

Depends on if my parents are still around. If somehow they were, I’d want everyone to do whatever my mom wanted.


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Smeg
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No


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MykTide
Alabama Fan
Member since Jul 2012
23726 posts

Burned and spread around my property. They can have a gathering and reminisce if they’d like.


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dupergreenie
Tulane Fan
Member since May 2014
3881 posts

I've told my parents that I don't care what they do to me if I die before them. Burn me, bury me, throw me in a river...


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RetiredSaintsLsuFan
LSU Fan
NW Arkansas
Member since Jun 2020
948 posts

NO!!

I told my wife to burn me, bottle me and toss me.
This post was edited on 8/7 at 6:51 pm


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OldHickory
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New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
9805 posts

Planning out the murder-suicide, I see.


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